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Author Topic: Suck it, old man ( January 2 )  (Read 13078 times)

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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2004, 06:12:28 pm »
The guy that invented it couldn't get IRB approval for human subjects, so in the proud history of Dr Jekyll and my Sim who drinks his own chemistry projects, he used it on himself. When he woke up, he threw it away because he didn't know what it was for. Actually, this has happened 29 times now over the past 200 years.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2004, 06:16:58 pm »
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Or possibly that spherical cage-thingy.


THAT WOULD BE THE ATLASPHERE

Although I suppose a different name would be in order, as we're basically talking about sweaty supple grappling etc in what amounts to a giant hamster toy.


If it's good enough for Luann it should be good enough for us.

I guess the sneeze thing is just too weird to show up in the "mainstream" TGP's. I would have been sad if it wasn't on the net someplace.

I had to explain bukkake to my S.O. after they made a joke about it on the Daily Show. I kind of miss Lord Viper Scorpion.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2004, 06:25:30 pm »
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PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD NOW


Face it, if this thing keeps on going, somebody will shoot their mouth off and then we'll have a sticky situation.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2004, 06:49:09 pm »
Ok, yeah.  Scat + bukkake = QUITE ENOUGH, THANK YOU
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2004, 07:43:04 pm »
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Face it, if this thing keeps on going, somebody will shoot their mouth off and then we'll have a sticky situation.


They'd have to shoot off more than their mouth to have a "sticky situation" but I appreciate your attempt.

AND THAT'S WHAT I CALL A "STICKY SITUATION"
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