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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2004, 01:49:19 am »
The light of the full moon may revivify them.
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« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2004, 02:30:44 pm »
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The light of the full moon may revivify them.


Where the hell do you live, Castlevania?
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2004, 04:19:08 pm »
We have yet to see any evidence of stuffed animal death in Achewood so none of this is canon yet. As far as we know only real animals can die.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2004, 01:11:09 am »
trivia
Wild / stray cats live about 4 years, and cats in a good home/food/medicine live on average to 17.  Or so I have read.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2004, 01:47:53 am »
cats have nine lives. squirrels have infinite lives (or act that way) and stuffed animals are an enigma.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2004, 09:55:48 pm »
I might have discovered something.We know Philippe's dad is dead and he was most likely an otter. But was he stuffed? The answer could do a lot to further our research.
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« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2004, 01:03:42 am »
If Philippe's dad wasn't stuffed, this offers two disturbing possibilities:

1) Philippe's mom is stuffed, and thus stuffed and real otters are capable of interbreeding; or
2) Philippe's mom is real, and Philippe is just spontaneously stuffed for some reason. (Perhaps both of his parents were carriers of the "plush toy" gene?)

This also raises the disturbing spectre of whether Teodor's parents were stuffed or not, although all evidence points to yes (especially given that plush bears are significantly smaller than real bears, while the same cannot necessarily be said for otters).
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2004, 01:05:45 am »
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If Philippe's dad wasn't stuffed, this offers two disturbing possibilities:

1) Philippe's mom is stuffed, and thus stuffed and real otters are capable of interbreeding; or
2) Philippe's mom is real, and Philippe is just spontaneously stuffed for some reason. (Perhaps both of his parents were carriers of the "plush toy" gene?)

This also raises the disturbing spectre of whether Teodor's parents were stuffed or not, although all evidence points to yes (especially given that plush bears are significantly smaller than real bears, while the same cannot necessarily be said for otters).


So Phillippes dad was stuffed and his mom was mounted?
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2004, 01:15:43 am »
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So Phillippes dad was stuffed and his mom was mounted?

I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

LA LA LA
HAPPY TREES
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2004, 01:24:16 am »
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I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE


Good, because you realize, what with hindsight always being 20 / 20 and such, har har, that you were until now discussing with the straightest of faces the reproductive habits of fictitious stuffed animals. It's not as though these are uncharted waters, but yeah, there is a point at which it is best to move on. Maybe you'll look back on this, fifteen years from now, a tumbler of bourbon in one hand and a Newport Light smouldering in the other, and you'll smile knowingly, an untold number of life lessons later. Whatever happened to that naïve little otter, you may ask yourself. Ha I can't believe I used to wonder how stuffed animals reproduced, another sip, turn the page.

AND... CURTAIN
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2004, 01:30:11 am »
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I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE


Good, because you realize, what with hindsight always being 20 / 20 and such, har har, that you were until now discussing with the straightest of faces the reproductive habits of fictitious stuffed animals. It's not as though these are uncharted waters, but yeah, there is a point at which it is best to move on. Maybe you'll look back on this, fifteen years from now, a tumbler of bourbon in one hand and a Newport Light smouldering in the other, and you'll smile knowingly, an untold number of life lessons later. Whatever happened to that naïve little otter, you may ask yourself. Ha I can't believe I used to wonder how stuffed animals reproduced, another sip, turn the page.

AND... CURTAIN


Can't mount a stuffed otter without a little hindsight.
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« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2004, 01:58:53 am »
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Maybe you'll look back on this, fifteen years from now, a tumbler of bourbon in one hand and a Newport Light smouldering in the other, and you'll smile knowingly, an untold number of life lessons later. Whatever happened to that naïve little otter, you may ask yourself. Ha I can't believe I used to wonder how stuffed animals reproduced, another sip, turn the page.

AND... CURTAIN

If these life lessons lead me to smoking Newport Lights, I'm having no part of any of them.

Bonus points for the correct umlaut in "naïve," though.
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2004, 02:01:54 am »
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Good, because you realize, what with hindsight always being 20 / 20 and such, har har, that you were until now discussing with the straightest of faces the reproductive habits of fictitious stuffed animals.


If this isn't exactly what we're going to discus then I DON'T KNOW WHY WE EVEN HAVE A MESSAGE BOARD! ::runs up to bedroom and slams door::
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2004, 02:05:24 am »
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If this isn't exactly what we're going to discuss then I DON'T KNOW WHY WE EVEN HAVE A MESSAGE BOARD! ::runs up to bedroom and slams door::


Honey?

Come on. Don't be this way.

Your mom made stroganoff. It would be pretty silly to try and slide stroganoff under the door, wouldn't it? Why don't you open up that door
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Suck it, old man ( January 2 )
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2004, 02:07:26 am »
Throw in some chocolate no-bake cookies and you've got yourself a deal.
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