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2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« on: October 18, 2013, 09:31:37 am »
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Re: 2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2013, 01:08:35 pm »
It's nice to see the senior members of the Achewood community bonding.
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Re: 2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2013, 04:54:03 pm »
That would take a lot of aphids
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Re: 2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 08:40:05 pm »
I don't think aphids would even ferment properly... doesn't it need to be vegetable matter? Can you make meat liquor? Or insect liquor?

What are all of your 'big house hacks'? I like to stuff a lunch tray in the back of my jumpsuit as a shiv shield. Also if you don't want to get in a fistfight over lighters, just light your smokes with the shower of sparks that shoots out of the outlet when you stick a fork in there.
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Re: 2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2013, 04:41:07 pm »
Quote from: doomglobe on November 08, 2013, 08:40:05 pm
Also if you don't want to get in a fistfight over lighters, just light your smokes with the shower of sparks that shoots out of the outlet when you stick a fork in there.
You're talking about a stinger. Stingers don't have to be a fork. Just any kind of metal, like a broken piece off the air vent (thinner metal than the bunk and easier to stress fracture). A lot of people have hard-ons for stingers, but trust me, it is much safer to play around with the lighting fixture to get some heat or sparks.
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Re: 2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 11:06:41 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 09, 2013, 04:41:07 pm
You're talking about a stinger. Stingers don't have to be a fork. Just any kind of metal, like a broken piece off the air vent (thinner metal than the bunk and easier to stress fracture). A lot of people have hard-ons for stingers, but trust me, it is much safer to play around with the lighting fixture to get some heat or sparks.

Back in the day I remember the thing was three pieces of graphite from a mechanical pencil which would explode quite satisfyingly.
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Re: 2013-10-18 "Did Someone Shit in This?"
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2013, 08:32:30 pm »
Quote from: doomglobe on November 08, 2013, 08:40:05 pm
I don't think aphids would even ferment properly... doesn't it need to be vegetable matter? Can you make meat liquor? Or insect liquor?

What are all of your 'big house hacks'? I like to stuff a lunch tray in the back of my jumpsuit as a shiv shield. Also if you don't want to get in a fistfight over lighters, just light your smokes with the shower of sparks that shoots out of the outlet when you stick a fork in there.

I don't think it's so much the aphids as it is the plant sugars they typically gorge themselves with. Either the Onstad household has an ass-ton of aphids, or Lyle is very diligent when it comes to matters of spirit.
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