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« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2004, 04:17:54 pm »
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How do I explain this to Elinor in a way that she will understand and take the photo....

Hmmm....


Sign her up for an account.  

Heh heh heh...


Yeah, we can help her plan a Ren Fair Wedding.
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2004, 11:41:14 pm »
If my wife's planning a wedding, I should know about it already.

I'll think of something.
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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2004, 01:41:54 pm »
But your union isn't truly sanctified unless it's done the Ren Fair way!
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2004, 02:25:02 pm »
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But your union isn't truly sanctified unless it's done the Ren Fair way!

Ah yes, the ceremonial Sharing of the Giant Turkey Leg. Coupled with the ancient tradition of Being Smacked Upside the Head for Staring at the Giant Pushed-Up Breasts of the Girls Selling Said Turkey. And later, Shakespeare Scum!
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2004, 08:23:09 pm »
It's a damn shame that there's a moratorium on old photos, because otherwise I would definitely scan and submit a photo recently discovered in my mother's box of Old Weird Uncategorized Photos: me at roughly five years old in a corduroy jumper, almost certainly on the way to my first day of school, standing in front of the family's Brat. (Yellow, although my mother swears it wasn't Aztec Gold.)
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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2004, 09:12:56 pm »
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It's a damn shame that there's a moratorium on old photos, because otherwise I would definitely scan and submit a photo recently discovered in my mother's box of Old Weird Uncategorized Photos: me at roughly five years old in a corduroy jumper, almost certainly on the way to my first day of school, standing in front of the family's Brat. (Yellow, although my mother swears it wasn't Aztec Gold.)


Yes, this is exactly the kind of photograph I do not want on my hard drive when the feds bust me.

Seriously, that sounds really cute.
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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2004, 09:32:35 pm »
END THE MORATORIUM!

Seriously, post the pic. What's with the moratorium, anyway?
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2004, 09:32:41 pm »
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It's a damn shame that there's a moratorium on old photos, because otherwise I would definitely scan and submit a photo recently discovered in my mother's box of Old Weird Uncategorized Photos: me at roughly five years old in a corduroy jumper, almost certainly on the way to my first day of school, standing in front of the family's Brat. (Yellow, although my mother swears it wasn't Aztec Gold.)


Yes, this is exactly the kind of photograph I do not want on my hard drive when the feds bust me.

Well, I am clothed and such. Presumably it would only be a problem if you Photoshopped in a speech bubble to make me talk about your murders.
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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2004, 10:43:53 pm »
Wait, when did a moratorium start?
Here's a fun idea. Take a picture of the picture and post it. Thus, you are posting a NEW picture.

It's hard to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme all night, all right, it's tricky. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky.
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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2004, 01:28:49 am »
THIS THREAD COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE LAMER
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« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2004, 02:12:22 am »
Oh, I have more faith in humanity than that.  This thread could be *way* lamer.  

Since we already have some entries (all female, I might add), I guess we ought to keep this topic unlocked.  

Sez me.
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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2004, 02:13:47 am »
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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2004, 02:44:24 am »
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You wanna bet?


HERO OF THE BEACH
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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2004, 05:31:22 am »
I STAND CORRECTED
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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2004, 07:08:58 pm »
....what happened to all of the other posts?
I blame a RIP IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.
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