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« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2004, 09:30:29 pm »
Crackleheads.
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« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2004, 09:54:15 pm »
Okay, I may post one, but only if I can show off my cock.

What are the rules regarding nudity?  Are engorged phalluses encouraged or allowed?  What about in silouette?
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« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2004, 09:57:21 pm »
I thought the idea was to cleverly avoid showing the secret junk, like those sequences in Austin Powers. But maybe Joughs junk is such that there is no way to hide it. I suggest painting it silver, hanging a flag from it and marching in the fourth of July parade.

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« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2004, 10:07:42 pm »
Well, today is Flag Day, so I was going to do something dramatic, like have a bald eagle land on it.
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« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2004, 10:10:30 pm »
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Well, today is Flag Day, so I was going to do something dramatic, like have a bald eagle land on it.

You're aware that eagles tend to have talons and beaks right?
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« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2004, 03:07:06 am »
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Okay, I may post one, but only if I can show off my cock.


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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2004, 04:13:27 am »
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Okay, I may post one, but only if I can show off my cock.


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« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2004, 06:14:18 am »
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Okay, I may post one, but only if I can show off my cock.


YOU HAVE LOCKED THREADS FOR LESS


True, but I'm not a moderator anymore.  So let someone else deal with it now.

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« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2004, 11:11:01 am »
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Okay, I may post one, but only if I can show off my cock.


YOU HAVE LOCKED THREADS FOR LESS


True, but I'm not a moderator anymore.  So let someone else deal with it now.


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