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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« on: June 14, 2004, 09:55:58 am »
Whew. That 'FIN' just meant an end to the Culpepper story arc, and not the Beef story arc. This strip is bizarre in the most perfect way...
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2004, 10:29:22 am »
aaaah no
molly? oh no


also, w t f.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2004, 11:21:33 am »
So, uh, anyone else find that really, terrifyingly jarring?  Reading Achewood is one of the first things I do in the morning and this didn't go well with my cereal.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2004, 11:40:30 am »
Oh my god. This is the saddest thing ever. I feel like I'm going to cry. :cry:

It's much, much sadder than these:
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11052001
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06022003
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2004, 12:21:35 pm »
This is one of those mornings when I think of that quote:

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They're cartoon characters. Pull their arms off -- reattach them backstage. They have eternal life. I just brought Roast Beef back from a two-week stint in heaven. That guy can't die. He is so awesome.


And then I contemplate how fascinating it is that authors of fiction can so easily manipulate our emotions with a few words on a page, and make us care so sincerely about someone who doesn't even exist in the real world.

AND THEN I WANT TO CRY.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2004, 12:32:50 pm »
I heard creepy 30s jazz the whole time I was reading that strip. Tres Betty Boop.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2004, 01:37:20 pm »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wait.  How could people die in a fire when they're already in Heaven?

Or perhaps Beef isn't in heaven... but then he's not driving a Subaru Brat, either.

GBV on the soundtrack, obviously.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2004, 02:25:10 pm »
More weirdo one-offs with strange dialects - super! I really enjoyed the tail bandage.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2004, 02:34:27 pm »
The skinny black cat with cast & tail bandage scares the hell out of me.  Very creepy.  I could almost hear a distant sax on the wind with this one.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2004, 03:50:36 pm »
The soundtrack to this one is obviously Radiohead's "Pyramid Song."

Poor Beef - denied even an afterlife this time.
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Re: June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2004, 04:20:55 pm »
Quote from: "Noah"
Whew. That 'FIN' just meant an end to the Culpepper story arc, and not the Beef story arc. This strip is bizarre in the most perfect way...


yeah I dont think 'fin' actually means anything at all. I see Onstad making a point of not differentiating between story arc and 'reality', also he tends to glom consious, self reflexive character interaction with unknowing, blind story. I personally interpret this as a critique of continuity, just Onstad flipping the bird up at continuity like 'screw you, continuity, FUCK YOU'.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2004, 04:26:21 pm »
I am saddened.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2004, 04:32:23 pm »
*weeps*
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2004, 04:44:01 pm »
Maybe Molly had stepped out to buy more gigantic condoms and wasn't home when the fire started.
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June 14, 2004 - Molly?
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2004, 05:13:59 pm »
Not their Souls!!!  NOT THEIR SOULS!!!!!!


Yyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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