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Author Topic: AlohaDawg's Father's Day Gift, and the Mystery Thereof  (Read 9387 times)

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AlohaDawg's Father's Day Gift, and the Mystery Thereof
« on: June 13, 2004, 07:47:25 pm »
The first one was pretty confusing too, especially compared to not having one. It's an exciting time.

Also. I got my father's day gift early. And it's something we have discussed right here on this very board...

Who's got a guess?
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 09:21:28 pm »
Laphroaig!
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2004, 09:26:38 pm »
A barbed c*ck!
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2004, 11:47:33 pm »
Grammar?
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2004, 11:57:30 pm »
A Man-Skirt!
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2004, 01:20:59 am »
Please tell me it's not a man-skirt. In Hawaii would it be a grass skirt instead?  I don't want to think about either possibility.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2004, 01:28:01 am »
Whores?
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2004, 02:53:25 am »
A picture of the guys from Steely Dan?
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2004, 03:12:56 am »
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2004, 03:15:39 am »
Come on, we clearly need closure on this.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2004, 06:36:19 am »
Wow, lots of excellent responses.

What do Alohadawg, Steve Martin, George Segal, John Lithgow and LieBot have in common?

Edited to Lament that I forgot Bender. Dammit.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2004, 01:42:28 pm »
They hang out in the garage while other people are having dinner?

Congrats on the new addition.  We're scared to have a second; we can barely handle one.
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2004, 03:14:27 pm »
Banjo!!!! Also, Bela Fleck, who I might go see when I get home.
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2004, 03:51:37 pm »
Have we ever discussed the banjo here, other than Liquid Banjo?
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2004, 08:56:27 pm »
I don't remember either, but it seems incredibly likely.
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