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[side_show]

Do you know that you can buy Clam Juice all by itself?  I actually examined it the last time I was at the grocery store - it's murky and has (what I hope are) Clam bits in it.  It was in a clear glass bottle, not like the can pictured below.

 That's right - you can clammy up anything you like!

http://www.chincoteagueseafood.com/products/ocean_clam_juice.htm

The picture on this can makes it look like it's something you can just drink staight.  Which, is, just, wow.

Side note: whenever I see "BOZACK" I think, "BALLSACK," and then "BALZAC."  Yep.  That's how it works for me.

[AugustWest]

Why certainly I know about Clam Juice.  Good for making sauces.  Especially clam sauces.  Not so good in chocolate sauce.

[CortJstr]

Supercock101, I almost deleted you last night because I thought you were a signup bot.

WELCOME TO THE FORUM, NON-DOUCHEBAG HUMAN

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person sub-consciously inserting a "c" into his name.

Also, I prefer Ray's Place with a mix of mocking and real answers. The all serious ones were too long and the ones that are all "have some dignity" seem kind of cheap. A compromise was required.

[slink]

I know I could use google, but what the fuck is clamato anyway!?
Ah well, google it is...

[Bozack]

I do believe Clamato is defined as "capitalism run amok."

[arkabee]

I know I could use google, but what the fuck is clamato anyway!?
Ah well, google it is...

me too, please add me to the list.

[jough]

Clamato is basically just tomato juice with clam juice mixed in.  The word is a combination of the two, like dramedy.

See, at some point someone was drinking tomato juice and thought "You know, this is pretty good, but I think it could use some giraffe."

[with apologies to Richard Jeni]

[CortJstr]

Clamato is basically just tomato juice with clam juice mixed in.  The word is a combination of the two, like dramedy.

See, at some point someone was drinking tomato juice and thought "You know, this is pretty good, but I think it could use some giraffe."

[with apologies to Richard Jeni]

(Insert Alton Brown explanation of the evolution of clams and exact scientific classification contrasted to that of actual giraffe. Then a chowder recipe.)

[AugustWest]

Clamato is basically just tomato juice with clam juice mixed in.  The word is a combination of the two, like dramedy.

See, at some point someone was drinking tomato juice and thought "You know, this is pretty good, but I think it could use some giraffe."

[with apologies to Richard Jeni]

(Insert Alton Brown explanation of the evolution of clams and exact scientific classification contrasted to that of actual giraffe. Then a chowder recipe.)

Shouldn't this post have a link to an old strip in it somewhere?

[arkabee]

Clamato is basically just tomato juice with clam juice mixed in.  The word is a combination of the two, like dramedy.

See, at some point someone was drinking tomato juice and thought "You know, this is pretty good, but I think it could use some giraffe."

http://www.cyberis.net/~innercom/Canoe/quest15.html

[with apologies to Richard Jeni]

(Insert Alton Brown explanation of the evolution of clams and exact scientific classification contrasted to that of actual giraffe. Then a chowder recipe.)

Shouldn't this post have a link to an old strip in it somewhere?

[jough]

Clamato is basically just tomato juice with clam juice mixed in.  The word is a combination of the two, like dramedy.

See, at some point someone was drinking tomato juice and thought "You know, this is pretty good, but I think it could use some giraffe."

[with apologies to Richard Jeni]

(Insert Alton Brown explanation of the evolution of clams and exact scientific classification contrasted to that of actual giraffe. Then a chowder recipe.)

Shouldn't this post have a link to an old strip in it somewhere?

Do I look like some kind of CortJstr to you?

[CortJstr]

Hey, when did this start getting insulting? Or was it all along and I just didn't notice? Am I in middle school again or something?

[AugustWest]

Am I in middle school again or something?

What makes you think anybody ever gets to leave?

[andalucia]

Far too much about clams.

This morning I drove to Ottawa with a friend who needed a grad dress*.  This, much to my dismay, invoved a whole lot of being in trendy teenage-girl stores in a mall.  However, one store redeemed itself briefly in my eyes in having a shirt that I thought said "CLAM" in pink sequins.  Alas, it turned out to say Glam.  I'll never understand the younger generation.





*I'm done high school.... done high school forever....

[side_show]

one store redeemed itself briefly in my eyes in having a shirt that I thought said "CLAM" in pink sequins.  Alas, it turned out to say Glam.  I'll never understand the younger generation.

*I'm done high school.... done high school forever....

Was this at Le Chateau?  It's sounds a lot like Le Chateau.  I'm friends with a pack of queer guys who all work at Le Crap-eau - and they get really mad when I call it that.  "Oh you work at Le Crap-eau?  Ruining the seld-esteem of pre-teens are we?"

You'll be amazed at how certain real life situations turn out to be exactly like high school.  I have been in several situations in work environments where I was suddenly back in hightschool.  There is no escape from highschool.  Sorry.