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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2004, 08:17:59 pm »
It only just occurred to me to wonder: since when has Beef worried about whether his buns were showing or not? He usually goes around cat-naked. Did he take his fur off to get with Molly or something?
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2004, 08:44:50 pm »
Ahem.

Then what's he do with all those under#####?
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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2004, 09:01:33 pm »
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Ahem.

Then what's he do with all those under#####?

I always assumed that was an expression of Beef's schitzophrenia and/or OCD: He is incapable of wearing a pair of tighty whities more than once, as simple machine washing with a phosphoric solution as well as a chlorine based bleach or other such whitening agent is insufficient to remove the stains of uncleanliness that taint his nether regions. Buying them a year at a time, of course, represents the cyclical nature of the compulsion.

That would explain why he would consider it wasteful, as he would be pulling a pair from the fresh pile, wearing it for six feet, inserting the disc, returning, and destroying the now-soiled junk holder.

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« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2004, 10:13:19 pm »
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Ahem.

Then what's he do with all those under#####?


I always sort of figured that since he had a dresser he felt morally obliged to put under##### in the under##### drawer, socks in the sock drawer, etc. even if he never actually wore them outside the occasional disguise for a caper. Something like that.
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« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2004, 10:17:55 pm »
Maybe he wears them under his fur.
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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2004, 01:07:24 pm »
i thought he was buying under##### because he was wearing jeans.
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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2004, 02:57:40 pm »
I love the alt text, and it really should have been the name of this thread.  Foils and Spoils.

p.s.: AlohaDawg, your new avatar upsets me intensely!
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« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2004, 04:27:34 pm »
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p.s.: AlohaDawg, your new avatar upsets me intensely!

It looks like he's going to eat the baby.
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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2004, 04:34:46 pm »
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p.s.: AlohaDawg, your new avatar upsets me intensely!


I know.  It looks like he's getting ready to eat the baby.

I also scan the forums and read or skip posts based on who posted them, and without the little ape I don't know to skip yours!


EDIT: I DID NOT READ CORT'S POST BEFORE POSTING MY REPLY
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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2004, 04:40:38 pm »
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I also scan the forums and read or skip posts based on who posted them, and without the little ape I don't know to skip yours!


EDIT: I DID NOT READ CORT'S POST BEFORE POSTING MY REPLY

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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2004, 04:41:29 pm »
Don't forget that I can make your posts disappear, Cort.
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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2004, 05:11:32 pm »
Haha, jough.  I was about to comment on the creepiness of said avatar but I'm glad now that that particular interpretation did not leap to mind.
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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2004, 06:11:36 pm »
I'm going to eat your baby!!!
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« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2004, 06:23:33 pm »
I move that we start calling AlohaDawg "Dingo".
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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2004, 06:40:04 pm »
AugustWest gets double bonus points for that reference!
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