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Here comes the airplane headed for the zoo - 6/21/04
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2004, 07:11:43 pm »
I think I'm more disturbed by the inference that AlohaDawg (and also presumably Mrs. Dawg) would dress their child in a pink coverall with a hood and floppy ears.

Especially if said child is a boy.
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Here comes the airplane headed for the zoo - 6/21/04
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2004, 10:23:56 pm »
Fuck all y'all. If it creeps you out THAT bad I'll change it already.

Personally,  being the kind of guy that is excited about the prospect of having another kid in February doesn't bother me in the least.

Sorry to have made you all uncomfortable.

/irrational rant.

Mostly kidding but since I don't really want to hear any more negativity, the old avatar is coming back. After all, we are in the latter half of our thirties and all the good energy gatherable would be appreciated...
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Here comes the airplane headed for the zoo - 6/21/04
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2004, 11:08:11 pm »
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After all, we are in the latter half of our thirties


Hey! Speak for yourself, Pops.



edit: jay kay bang ell oh ell bang
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« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2004, 11:22:19 pm »
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After all, we are in the latter half of our thirties


Hey! Speak for yourself, Pops.



I <was>, sonny. Me and the Mom-to-be-again. Unless you know something I don't  know...
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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2004, 02:24:22 am »
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Personally,  being the kind of guy that is excited about the prospect of having another kid in February doesn't bother me in the least.

Why, I think I speak for all of us when I promise you all the good energy we can muster.  And we're excited about the prospect of a new baby as well.  

We just don't want it to get eaten.
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« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2004, 02:53:08 am »
Allow me to note:

I was kidding. Best wishes to you and the family, and may the baby bring you great joy. Furthermore, feel free to dress it however you wish, even if that involves floppy ears.
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Here comes the airplane headed for the zoo - 6/21/04
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2004, 03:08:00 am »
Especially if that involves floppy ears.
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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2004, 03:30:17 am »
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After all, we are in the latter half of our thirties


Hey! Speak for yourself, Pops.



I <was>, sonny. Me and the Mom-to-be-again. Unless you know something I don't  know...


These damn whippersnappers!

GIT OFFA MY LAWN!!!!
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« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2004, 01:12:35 pm »
I didn't think you were going to eat your baby.

if that's any consolation.
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« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2004, 01:32:06 pm »
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I didn't think you were going to eat your baby.

if that's any consolation.


Arkabee, i think that that is the BEST consolation!
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« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2004, 03:56:07 am »
um.

i just realized i have no idea what "Here comes the airplane headed for the zoo" means.

is that a euphamism for sex?

airplane is kind of phallic, but sort of ambiguous. i mean, wings are for panty liners, aren't they?

but, zoo?

i'm confused.

it does seem odd that beef and molly having sex, and then dealing with contraceptive clean up is the spawn of a thread about babies.
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« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2004, 04:01:54 am »
Quote from: "arkabee"
airplane is kind of phallic, but sort of ambiguous. i mean, wings are for panty liners, aren't they?

Congratulations, ark, this is one of the strangest phrases I've read on the Internet lately. In a good way.

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it does seem odd that beef and molly having sex, and then dealing with contraceptive clean up is the spawn of a thread about babies.

Welcome to the board, young tooth. Observe its migrations -- consider that this is relatively on-topic.

Perhaps I should split it... but that would be modly. Hum.
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Here comes the airplane headed for the zoo - 6/21/04
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2004, 03:32:17 pm »
What August said.  Except the part about the second kid because I'm not there yet.

There is never a good time to have kids.  You're never ready.  There's always something.  I wanted to wait until we bought a house, but it looked like that was going to take forever, so screw it (though we did just buy a house this month).  Eventually, if you know you want to do it, you just have to do it.  

The world needs good parents.  Congrats to those who are joining the ranks, or are re-affirming that status.
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