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« on: June 24, 2004, 09:56:36 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2004, 11:57:38 pm »
When it blooms, maybe they will put another webcam on the line of people so we can see all the retching and gagging...that would be really entertaining...
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2004, 12:03:08 am »
One of those bloomed at the Univerisity of Wisconsin when I was there, and then in did it again a year or two later. I was always trying to avoid the crowds, though, so I missed 'em til they were passed their prime. Cool stuff, though.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2004, 01:45:53 am »
Tasty!
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2004, 03:45:29 am »
i'm sorry, i'm afraid to click the link.

so, it's a bloom whose scent makes people retch?
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2004, 03:45:49 am »
Do they sell seeds for the corpse flower?  Our new house has a backyard, and I'm sure the neighbors would love...
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2004, 04:28:50 am »
It would maybe be easier just to plant a corpse. But you live in LA, right? I'd just wait a year or two - maybe one's already growing.
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2004, 01:25:06 am »
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2004, 03:18:54 am »
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2004, 03:36:02 am »
Wow, that's deep. And weird.

Awesome.
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2004, 03:45:27 am »
I guess linking to the poem on Plagiarist.com would have been out of the question, eh?

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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2004, 04:01:31 am »
Far be it from me to seem sycophantic.


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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2004, 05:04:02 am »
Man, a "Waste Land" reference to be made, and I missed it. I feel awkward and ashamed, much like the maculate giraffe.
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2004, 11:54:45 pm »
It Blooms Again, elsewhere


So normally I would not post a followup on a thread this dead and goofy, but thge name of the plant is Amorphophallus Titanum.

Any latin scholars out there?
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