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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2004, 04:14:36 pm »
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Yes.  Yes, it is.  

At least, it's as close as you're going to get.


Wow, congrats!  Hope you don't take the goofing seriously - the names you have there are good 'uns: No use of the word "Moon" or unpronouncable spellings is super important to the later life on mini humans!
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2004, 05:11:37 pm »
Wow!  Many congratulations!

And kiss your old life Goodbye.  Heh heh heh.
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2004, 05:16:40 pm »
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Is this an announcement?


Yes.  Yes, it is.  

At least, it's as close as you're going to get.


Oh my goodness gracious.

Congratulations. I have every confidence that the resulting sprog is going to be Brought Up Right (read: immersed in video games). You know, when you made that oblique comment over in the Father's Day thread, I had the faintest glimmer of suspicion - and then I thought naaaaah. Well. Everyone 'round these parts havin' babies.
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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2004, 05:27:10 pm »
JL, I think I speak for everyone when I say that we all promise not to eat your baby either.
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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2004, 05:45:09 pm »
I promise not to eat your baby too, but beware of AlohaDawg!
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2004, 06:10:36 pm »
Pedro, you better get your lovin' in now, because after that baby comes you will never have sex again*.

:sperm:



Well, except for that temp from accounting at the office christmas party.
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« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2004, 06:36:32 pm »
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Yes.  Yes, it is.  

At least, it's as close as you're going to get.


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Congrats, JL et Perdo!
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« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2004, 06:49:43 pm »
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I promise not to eat your baby too, but beware of AlohaDawg!


Time to shut the hell up now with the baby eating jokes.

Thank you.
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« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2004, 07:13:46 pm »
oh, um, sorry.
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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2004, 08:03:33 pm »
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Not the desire to expand, really -- but at this point I think it's too late to change my mind.


i am so never getting cornrow braid things.

congrats, by the way.
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« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2004, 08:35:25 pm »
awwww, CUUUUTTEEEEEEEE.
CUTECUTECUTECUTE.



CUTE.


cute.

I'm really happy for you guys. Congrats!
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« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2004, 08:35:33 pm »
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oh, um, sorry.


Two pregnancies means double the good mojo we should be hearing from you mooks.
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« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2004, 09:12:50 pm »
Aloha, we were all happy to hear your news - but we are a sick and joking lot and eating baby jokes are of the funniest variety: the truly tasteless variety.

In any case, your offspring and JL's will be of around the same age, which is pretty nifty.

NOW I FEEL PRESSURE TO SQUIRE MY OWN DEMON SEED
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« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2004, 09:19:20 pm »
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NOW I FEEL PRESSURE TO SQUIRE MY OWN DEMON SEED


oh,

ya,

um,

so, is _that_ what the kids are calling it these days?

i don't want the thoughts in my brain.  make them go away.  please.  
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« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2004, 09:38:02 pm »
Joke sickly all you want, just leave me and my children out of it.

Our kid will have a Hawaiian middle name. That will be fun to choose.

Leilani for a girl, maybe. Kalani or Kainoa for a boy.
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