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« Reply #120 on: July 19, 2004, 06:15:06 pm »
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Or maybe I'm just happy to see Ray getting taken down a couple notches.


I was happy to see Ray get whomped on for a while, but today's "passed out at the baby shower" entry kind of makes me sad.  Very sad, in fact.  

Apparently Ray believes that it is rad to have alcoholism.
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« Reply #121 on: July 19, 2004, 07:23:31 pm »
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Apparently Ray believes that it is rad to have alcoholism.

Only if your dad owns a dealership. Or you are Mr. Pinstrip Suit.
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« Reply #122 on: July 19, 2004, 10:59:35 pm »
I feel slightly sad that we now know LN's name. And that it's "Charley."

I wonder where Ray's brother is for all of this?

And yes, the shower story is pretty sad. It's very typically Ray, though.
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« Reply #123 on: July 19, 2004, 11:55:11 pm »
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I feel slightly sad that we now know LN's name. And that it's "Charley."

I wonder where Ray's brother is for all of this?

He ran off with Donald Duck's brother.
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« Reply #124 on: July 20, 2004, 01:02:39 am »
I'm all ready to get CJ'ed on this, but how do we know that LN is Ray's brother's son?  Couldn't Ray have a sister who had kittens?
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« Reply #125 on: July 20, 2004, 01:04:18 am »
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I'm all ready to get CJ'ed on this, but how do we know that LN is Ray's brother's son?  Couldn't Ray have a sister who had kittens?

We don't know. We're just being lazy and using the male terms instead of saying "sibling"
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« Reply #126 on: July 20, 2004, 01:12:25 am »
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Molly is mentioning Teodor too often in her blog.  I think we should be worried.

Man, you know, I'm of two minds about this. On one hand, I want Molly and Beef to stay together; I'd desperately like to see Beef actually have some happiness in his life for a while.



I was thinkin' the same thing. It's a classic storyline that 'stad has yet to achewoodize. But I think Teodor best keep his hands to himself unless the fact that he will never be able to use any kind of computer network ever again doesn't bother him.
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« Reply #127 on: July 20, 2004, 04:12:15 am »
I had assumed that the Smuckles last name implied that it was Ray's brother's kid. However, it's entirely possible Ray's sister managed to get all up in the family way without getting married. Or cats are matriarchal. Or whatever.
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« Reply #128 on: July 20, 2004, 01:09:14 pm »
Dang Pat can be a scary guy sometimes. Next he'll be complaining about cashiers whose noses are disturbingly large or whose accents offend him.

Philippe's post is now way the saddest thing.

For some reason when I read LN's blog in my RSS reader it only shows the first couple lines. Weird.
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« Reply #129 on: July 20, 2004, 03:06:01 pm »
Yes, Pat has reached new and highly certified levels of assholedom.
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« Reply #130 on: July 20, 2004, 03:30:11 pm »
Man, that painting is up to a sweet $380, and all it's gonna do is keep going up, and all Phillipe is gonna get out of it is a damn candy bar?

That is just wrong, dudes.
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« Reply #131 on: July 20, 2004, 07:07:38 pm »
You know, I may have busted the 'stad's bozack in the past about him being a lazy shite, but I gotta say that I cannot even keep up with READING these blogs.  I do not have that much time, and when I did read them they weren't compelling enough to draw me away from what other things I need/want to do.

But damn, either he's getting help writing them, or else he has taken some Super Happy Pill and is just getting his freak on the content production courtesy of his new book deal.
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« Reply #132 on: July 20, 2004, 08:22:44 pm »
Set yourself up at Bloglines, that makes it WAY easier to keep up with them.
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« Reply #133 on: July 20, 2004, 08:28:41 pm »
Use the RSS feeds.
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« Reply #134 on: July 20, 2004, 09:04:09 pm »
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Use the RSS feeds.

Agreed.
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