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[Carlos del Vaca]

I haven't lived in the suburbs for years (you can argue that Arlington, Alexandria, and Falls Church are suburbs, but they a bit more of an urban feel to them; I'm talking the fuck*ng suburbs here).  I didn't realize that when you get out this far, people go fuck*ng apeshit on the Fourth of July.  We didn't need to go downtown; we just sat on the front lawn and watched the people across the street set off things that were obviously illegal for unlicensed individuals.  And the people down the street, and the people down the street in the other direction, plus we could hear stuff from back behind our house.

I'm just glad it didn't wake up the baby.  I didn't want to immediately become the Asshole Neighbor in our new neighborhood.

[CortJstr]

I haven't lived in the suburbs for years (you can argue that Arlington, Alexandria, and Falls Church are suburbs, but they a bit more of an urban feel to them; I'm talking the fuck*ng suburbs here).  I didn't realize that when you get out this far, people go fuck*ng apeshit on the Fourth of July.  We didn't need to go downtown; we just sat on the front lawn and watched the people across the street set off things that were obviously illegal for unlicensed individuals.  And the people down the street, and the people down the street in the other direction, plus we could hear stuff from back behind our house.

I'm just glad it didn't wake up the baby.  I didn't want to immediately become the Asshole Neighbor in our new neighborhood.

Oh yeah. People making fuck*ng pilgrimages to Phantom Fireworks in Breezewood, PA to get the good shit. Then they set them off right in the middle of the street so the cops can't prove who it was.

[side_show]

Happy 4th of July to all the 'merkins out there.

Canadians and Brits - FUCK YOU!

Jeeze, you ban our beef, you wont allow our lumber across your border 'cause we're too competative, and now this!  


Also, did you just call  your fellow countrymen and women merkins?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=merkin&delete=3584