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The MoviePhone Defense (7/9)
« on: July 09, 2004, 11:41:07 am »
My, what a small bed Ray has!
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2004, 12:24:50 pm »
My, what a bad smell ray has.
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2004, 12:30:58 pm »
Hanging out with Nice Pete is bad news, yo.  De-gothing LN was not worth it.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2004, 12:53:58 pm »
And Mantonio calls it.

I'm not too worried. This is America and rich/famous people don't go to jail.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2004, 03:30:37 pm »
Ray has a boner in this strip.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2004, 03:53:01 pm »
Yes!  Let's hear it for morning wood.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2004, 03:54:23 pm »
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And Mantonio calls it.

I'm not too worried. This is America and rich/famous people don't go to jail.


Advantage: ME!  Hmm, I don't think we've actually ever seen a lawer in Achewood yet.  I guess that's about to change.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2004, 05:26:20 pm »
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And Mantonio calls it.

I'm not too worried. This is America and rich/famous people don't go to jail.


Advantage: ME!  Hmm, I don't think we've actually ever seen a lawer in Achewood yet.  I guess that's about to change.


WOO HOO!!! Let it be me, let it be me, let it be me!
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2004, 06:00:28 pm »
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Yes!  Let's hear it for morning wood.


I am quite ambivalent about morning wood.

Also, I'm not convinced he has a boner.  It may just be his knee.

Tip:  If you need to get rid of morning wood quick, take a piss.  It might be difficult, but you can manage.
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2004, 06:02:34 pm »
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And Mantonio calls it.

I'm not too worried. This is America and rich/famous people don't go to jail.


These kids are pussies.  One of them got scared, turned from the way of the Goth, and told on Ray.  Pussy.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2004, 09:48:11 pm »
I didn't even know that Nice Pete was a registered sex offender. I assumed he just, you know, used clothed pictures of kids in connection with his murders.
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2004, 10:40:38 pm »
Well, nothing says the sex offenses have anything to do with his pictures. Maybe he's been convicted of indecent exposure as well as various murders.
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2004, 03:09:28 am »
I think it is safe to assume that if we can think of it, Nice Pete has done it.
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2004, 03:52:10 am »
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Tip:  If you need to get rid of morning wood quick, take a piss.  It might be difficult, but you can manage.


Yeah, it might be difficult, in the same way that shitting a rocking chair might be a tad hard. It is damn nigh IMPOSSIBLE to piss with wood, which is compounded by what my posse and I refer to as the "peerection"; that is, morning wood that is made extra painful by how much you need to evacuate your bladder.
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2004, 08:11:33 am »
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Tip:  If you need to get rid of morning wood quick, take a piss.  It might be difficult, but you can manage.


Yeah, it might be difficult, in the same way that shitting a rocking chair might be a tad hard.

Ten points for excellent analogy.

I also originally read it as "shitting a rocket chair," which would probably be even more difficult.
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