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« on: July 12, 2004, 04:15:35 pm »
:twisted: My bestfriend, who I've known since I was 11, is having her stagette on the weekend out at a cabin for a weekend at the lake.  Suggestions? :twisted:
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2004, 04:40:48 pm »
Yipes.  I didn't have one, so I'm at a loss.  

There must be websites.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2004, 04:43:16 pm »
What the hell is a stagette?
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2004, 04:51:59 pm »
A stagette is the female version of a stag party: i.e. the last hoorah before the wedding!
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2004, 05:03:54 pm »
Oh.  Of course.  I was reading that word as Stage-ette.  I was seeing a little tiny proscenium arch in my head, or the little wagon the dogs chased in the Gravy Train commercial.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2004, 05:16:12 pm »
"Bachelorette party," we'd call it.

At a cabin by the lake?  Aren't you supposed to take her to bars and stuff, so you can get her mad drunk and force her to do humiliating things?
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2004, 05:25:09 pm »
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"Bachelorette party," we'd call it.

At a cabin by the lake?  Aren't you supposed to take her to bars and stuff, so you can get her mad drunk and force her to do humiliating things?


There will be a hella' drinking, it's central to the plan, but as she lives with her fiancé and this is a whole weekend of debauchery we're talking about, it's best we go elsewhere.  She's a bit sensitive and doesn't have a sense of humour about certain things:  she has repeatedly stressed that she doesn't want to have a stripper.  With other bud's this would drive me to get a stripper right away, but by her tone, I could tell that this is a for-real request.
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2004, 06:14:09 pm »
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"Bachelorette party," we'd call it.

At a cabin by the lake?  Aren't you supposed to take her to bars and stuff, so you can get her mad drunk and force her to do humiliating things?


I like "hen party" better. It has classier connotations than "bachelorette party". And side_show, your friend has got THE RIGHT IDEA. I'm still all traumatized from a "bachelorette party" that I went to last summer. God. Talk about tacky. The bride-to-be's best friend was a total giggling Valley-girl idios, and she made the bride-to-be a white tulle veil studded with condoms, and made each of us "bridesmaids" wear a miniature version. It got worse from there, but I'd rather not go into it.
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2004, 06:50:08 pm »
Bring on the whores!

Well, the man-whores.
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2004, 07:13:17 pm »
You could really surprise her and get a *female* stripper.  

But, unless she's bisexual and/or used to date women (like a surprisingly large number of my newly-married friends), the humor value might be somewhat lost.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2004, 07:38:16 pm »
Shouldn't you be doing stuff that her husband will hate to do with her, like shopping for clothes?
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2004, 07:53:26 pm »
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Shouldn't you be doing stuff that her husband will hate to do with her, like shopping for clothes?


No sane woman who wants to maintain her self confidence would go shopping with a woman who weighs 100 pounds.  And complains.  Constantly.  About being fat.
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2004, 07:56:45 pm »
Eek, sounds like you should all be going with her to a psychotherapist instead then.
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2004, 09:39:19 pm »
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Shouldn't you be doing stuff that her husband will hate to do with her, like shopping for clothes?


No sane woman who wants to maintain her self confidence would go shopping with a woman who weighs 100 pounds.  And complains.  Constantly.  About being fat.

I am not sure which is the saddest thing in this thread so far: this, or Linnea's anecdote involving condom veils.

I had a friend like this once too -- one of those girls who weighs about 130, constantly complains about being too fat, but goes out with her fatter friends shopping and constantly proclaims things like "look, I can fit into this size-14-girl's skirt!" and "well, it fits me."
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2004, 10:00:53 pm »
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...or the little wagon the dogs chased in the Gravy Train commercial.

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