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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2004, 07:00:41 pm »
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That ridiculous hair photo was a police mugshot - he is not exactly looking his best there.


I think we might have hit a nerve here!  Sorry Jough.  

Actually I wasn't referring to the mugshot hair at all, but the scary shiny bouffant he usually has.  I mean, I could use his hair as a mirror to put in my contact lenses for gawd sakes!

But hell that man can dance!

Owwwwwww! Get on the good foot!
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2004, 07:20:51 pm »
I gotta agree with Jough on this one.  Giving James Brown a hard time about his, uh, quirky lifestyle is like giving Steven Hawking a hard time about drooling.  It's just not done!
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2004, 07:31:02 pm »
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I gotta agree with Jough on this one.  Giving James Brown a hard time about his, uh, quirky lifestyle is like giving Steven Hawking a hard time about drooling.  It's just not done!


Steven Hawking drools? Wouldn't that short out his Speak'n'Spell?

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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2004, 07:46:55 pm »
This thread got me to thinking about JB and filling in some of the gaps in my collection. Turns out iTunes has anything you could ever want from the man.  
  Click here, and thank me later. ( iTunes software and twelve bucks required. )
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2004, 08:01:46 pm »
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That would be telling.

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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2004, 09:31:49 pm »
I would pay for a strip in which Ray ranted about the powerful Neuticles given to him by the government.

(No wonder he can still sport wood!)
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2004, 10:15:37 pm »
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That would be telling.

Be seeing you.


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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2004, 10:29:39 pm »
The question is not whether he is the godfather of soul, whether he's a cool motherfucker, or whether her could drop my ass...the question is whether he is ridiculous and the answer is oh my soul yes! Being his butler would be hard.

Oh, and I did not know all of that stuff from the top of my head. That was copied and pasted.
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2004, 11:18:16 pm »
Listen people, would a non-ridiculous person have a cat for a butler? I think not.
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2004, 11:40:49 pm »
i like james brown as a musician,
but if i were a cat, who was a butler,
and who spoke in a proper English accent,
i'd find it quite difficult to work for the
God Father of Soul and Funk and Things.

but,

that's just me.
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« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2004, 07:39:26 pm »
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AugustWest, does the government have any sanctions on bringing said testicles to, say, Canada?

all imposing a tariff
all frisking you at the border



Actually, Americans are given to a display of such things, particularly in other countries:

Bumpernuts

Yikes. Scroll to the bottom and check out the gallery.
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2004, 05:10:44 pm »
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Actually, Americans are given to a display of such things, particularly in other countries:

Bumpernuts



Yikes. Scroll to the bottom and check out the gallery.


WTF.  WTF people.

No.  Just no.
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