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Mantonio

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« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2004, 07:56:43 pm »
I can't wait to see how Ray will loose money to Philippe.
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« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2004, 01:29:44 pm »
ladies and gentlemen... phil collins.

fuckin' brilliant.
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« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2004, 04:11:24 pm »
Hot damn!

I'm not sure what I'm laughing more about, the Phil Collins incident or "Gandhi's Waterslide."
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« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2004, 05:03:26 pm »
Lyle Taco is one of the shitiest porn names I've ever heard. I would've though Lyle could do better than that.
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« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2004, 05:50:40 pm »
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Lyle Taco is one of the shittiest porn names I've ever heard. I would've though Lyle could do better than that.


There is actually some porn dude who uses the first name "Nacho".

How the hell does someone choose a name like this? DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY SENSIBLE FRIENDS
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« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2004, 11:30:43 pm »
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Lyle Taco is one of the shittiest porn names I've ever heard. I would've though Lyle could do better than that.


There is actually some porn dude who uses the first name "Nacho".

How the hell does someone choose a name like this? DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY SENSIBLE FRIENDS

I dunno, what's his last name? I can see reasonable porn compounds made of "Nacho" and a thoroughly punny surname. (Nacho Averageman, anybody?) But if his name is like "Nacho Torkelson" or something, someone needs career advice.
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2004, 05:23:35 pm »
God damn, Pat made Beef do a porn run.  I can't wait to see what happens when he get's a copy of Sanislut's 8.
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« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2004, 06:36:51 pm »
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Lyle Taco is one of the shittiest porn names I've ever heard. I would've though Lyle could do better than that.


There is actually some porn dude who uses the first name "Nacho".

How the hell does someone choose a name like this? DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY SENSIBLE FRIENDS

I dunno, what's his last name? I can see reasonable porn compounds made of "Nacho" and a thoroughly punny surname. (Nacho Averageman, anybody?) But if his name is like "Nacho Torkelson" or something, someone needs career advice.

Too bad Justin Credible was already taken.
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« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2004, 08:12:04 pm »
The winning line for me:

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He slipped me forty for it and I knew he didn't want to chitchat. I mean, I ain’t gonna say the guy likes to jack off but if he ran a restaurant there would be lotion on the tables.

Also, I'm very sad for Nice Pete. Clearly he faces a wealth of developmental difficulties.
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« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2004, 08:44:27 pm »
Hahaha, Pat's Restaurant: Now With More Lotion!
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« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2004, 12:48:22 am »
Maybe this was the secret of his Subway's success.
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« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2004, 06:12:31 am »
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Maybe this was the secret of his Subway's success.

No need, man...think about all that MAYONAISSE.
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« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2004, 07:59:47 am »
That ain't mayonaisse!
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