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« on: August 03, 2004, 09:02:32 pm »
Oh, man, I wish I had had a tommy the tummy when I was a kid.
I just compensated by bein' real fat.
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2004, 09:18:15 pm »
This is really the saddest thing. Teodor's contemplative panel really hammers that in, as does the alt text (thanks, Onstad, now I can't think of it as anything but some sort of bizarre sexual aid).

Is it just me, or do Philippe's hands in the third and fourth panels seem really, really bizarre?

I'm waiting for further developments on this, honestly. I'm also curious as to whether Philippe ever sees his mother or whether she just keeps buying him gifts remotely.
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2004, 08:53:12 am »
Here comes a male sympathy pregnancy device.


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Is it just me, or do Philippe's hands in the third and fourth panels seem really, really bizarre?



Philippe with kung-fu action tummy grip!
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2004, 06:02:58 pm »
I like how Philippe covers his mouth with his hand when he's pretending that the tummy is talking.
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2004, 06:52:35 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2004, 06:57:47 pm »
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I visted this site today too.

What a time to be alive.
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2004, 07:32:02 pm »
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[lifecasting pic of a pregnant belly]

Wow. That is easily the ren fairest thing ever. All it needs is a giant turkey leg and shelf-boobs to be complete.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2004, 11:28:48 pm »
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[lifecasting pic of a pregnant belly]

Wow. That is easily the ren fairest thing ever. All it needs is a giant turkey leg and shelf-boobs to be complete.

Also a sword made out of PVC, foam, and duct tape.

And a cape. Possibly lederhosen as well.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2004, 12:50:35 am »
The site referred to them as bowls. Like, for chips or salad or something? Creepy.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2004, 01:06:32 am »
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The site referred to them as bowls. Like, for chips or salad or something? Creepy.

Well it is a pregnant belly so it needs to contain something appropriate. So these bowls are reserve for placenta soup. Giraffe optional.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2004, 04:51:58 pm »
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The site referred to them as bowls. Like, for chips or salad or something? Creepy.

Well it is a pregnant belly so it needs to contain something appropriate. So these bowls are reserve for placenta soup. Giraffe optional.


Re-reading that thread reminds me that we are all insane.

I can't help but notice that this site offers gift certificates and home kits.  jldunston?  Is this on the baby shower registry yet?
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