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« on: August 06, 2004, 07:22:37 pm »
It's Friday.  I am bored.  Hence this stupid post for your reading pleasure.

For reasons that you wouldn't care about, my long-standing softball team may be changing its name.  I would like to propose "Trogdors" or "Burninators" (I already tell my players "Great jorb" when they come off the field after a win), but I fear no one will get it.

Which got me thinking:  If I was going to go for an EVEN MORE obscure web comic/toon, what Achewood-themed name could our team have?

Perhaps the "Roombas."  Though I'm sure you all could come up with something else even more entertaining.
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2004, 07:38:04 pm »
Hows about the Todds.
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2004, 07:51:25 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2004, 07:53:16 pm »
H.U.G. S.Q.U.A.D
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2004, 08:43:03 pm »
How about "The Giraffe Placentas."

Or "Due to Punishment"?

Of course, those are more TOUAMB references more than Achewood references.

How about the N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. L.I.N.C.O.L.N.'s?

Or "Philippe is Standing on It"?

Maybe the "Rabbit Ambulances" or "Sock Monkeys"?

How about Occular Shenanigans?

Or "Suckin' Dick Made this Team"?
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2004, 09:08:07 pm »
Illegal Ghost Bikes!
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2004, 09:19:15 pm »
My advice would be to read through the archive and pull stuff from there. There are way too many possibilities, honestly.

I wholeheartedly support "The Sexual Homeboys" and "The Illegal Ghost Bikes," though.
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2004, 11:13:10 pm »
I second "The Saddest Things" though that might not be so great for morale.

"The Drum Machines" sounds better than standing on it.

"The Death Sound".
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2004, 01:23:22 am »
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2004, 01:45:05 am »
Six Kinds of Nasty
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2004, 01:57:43 am »
Asleep Style!
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2004, 04:15:27 am »
The Dirtiest Dudes In Town (or just The Dirtiest Dudes).

Unfortunately, Rock & Roll Faggots is only acceptable as a team name in certain limited leagues.
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2004, 10:12:59 am »
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Illegal Ghost Bikes!


this or, to go back to the source, just "homestar runners", which has a baseballish ring to it.


or sex funeral.
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2004, 10:20:43 am »
239,000 miles from The Cure.
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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2004, 02:53:47 pm »
Java Be Dancin'

So Bad We Made the News

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