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« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2004, 01:38:17 pm »
Ray's party this week sounds freakin' awesome.
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« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2004, 07:17:40 pm »
Yeah, my major problem is how commercialized Ray's party is getting. It sounds like fun, but way too much the paying kind of fun, and I was slightly unnerved to see the link to Onstad's actual hot-sauce selling.

On other Unexplored Blog Mysteries, was there ever any resolution to the four dollars' worth of grated cheese Onstad found on his counter? Did I miss it?
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« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2004, 08:21:14 pm »
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On other Unexplored Blog Mysteries, was there ever any resolution to the four dollars' worth of grated cheese Onstad found on his counter? Did I miss it?

I don't think so.  My guess is maybe it was Philippe?  Or Teodor, grating cheese out of some nervous habit/despondent unfulfilled cooking project?

Damn, Lyle is the porn KING of Achewood.
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« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2004, 08:22:59 pm »
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Damn, Lyle is the porn KING of Achewood.

I'm waiting for the inevitable Ron Jeremy cameo. That would rule.
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« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2004, 08:58:14 pm »
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Damn, Lyle is the porn KING of Achewood.


He snubbed the AVN Awards. That is so rad. To think, it all started with a Safe, Fun Taco.

I love how Lyle's subplot is taking place amid everything else: Philippe's innocence, Teodor's snarky everyman, etc etc. How long, then, before "The Boy's Medley" is co-opted as the title of a long-running + award-winning series of vile direct-to-videos from Chez Lyle?
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« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2004, 05:40:15 am »
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Yeah, my major problem is how commercialized Ray's party is getting. It sounds like fun, but way too much the paying kind of fun, and I was slightly unnerved to see the link to Onstad's actual hot-sauce selling.


Yeah, that kind of blows a hole in Molly's theory:

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(Ray) puts a lot of thought into them and never even charges a cover. Even though he's a big dumbo, he's a sweet and generous dumbo.


Ray, you are such a fuckin' tool.

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Should be a good time! We're gonna have tables with my hot sauce for sale at all the exits, at a slight party discount.


Who knows, maybe he's getting tired of bankrolling these large parties. They certainly sound like fun, but dammit, he sold his soul to the devil and some old-fashioned porno for more money than God. Why the hell does he need to market shit? I guess that he wants to keep living it up Gatsby-style, and I would assume that one not only needs a lot of scratch lyin' around, but has to keep it flowing if one's grown accustomed to a certain... lifestyle.
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« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2004, 04:46:02 pm »
Does anybody else start singing Jenny Says in the heads when they go to Molly's blog?
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« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2004, 05:05:30 pm »
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Does anybody else start singing Jenny Says in the heads when they go to Molly's blog?


I start singing "Jane Says." She's, um...done with Sergio. He treats me like a rag doll.

DAMN YOU PERRY!
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« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2004, 09:01:11 pm »
Well, see, usually Molly's pretty right about Ray -- we've talked a lot lately about his generosity, and usually he is pretty good about (sometimes inadvertently) helping those around him. Maybe that's why the Hot Sauce party seems so, well, off to me. Using his party as a profitable event seems very anti-Ray, and I have to wonder if Waterbury is somehow involved in this sinister turn of events.

(Not to mention it solidifies "Rad Chilis" hot sauce as being an actual part of the fictional world, which raises the question again of the dividing line between actual reality and comic reality. Why is Ray not only apparently aware that Chris runs a site about him and his friends but condones marketing through it? What?)
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« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2004, 09:46:08 pm »
I don't think he wants to make money off Rad Chilis hot sauce. He just wants his hot sauce to be a popular hot sauce which people will buy and use.
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« Reply #55 on: August 22, 2004, 03:32:16 pm »
Enough to make me change my sig.

And Philippe's little first encounter with Judas Priest reminds me of mine. Though less scary.
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« Reply #56 on: August 22, 2004, 05:16:47 pm »
my take: ray made his hot sauce and likes it so much he wants to give everyone in the world the opportunity to try it because it's so good.

ray had someone bottle his sauce because he doesn't know how else to get everyone to try it.

ray gets bored with hot sauce.

waterbury realizes ray has eleventy warehouses of hotsauce sitting around and thinks it would be good for Ray to sell them (and good for waterbury because if ray goes broke...).

in short: It's a Fetid Plan from England, or, The Butler did It.  Next time, on Blog Watch!
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« Reply #57 on: August 22, 2004, 07:35:15 pm »
My great regret is that Beef did not actually school that priest. He's right; priests have nothing on him.
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« Reply #58 on: August 23, 2004, 03:39:24 am »
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Does anybody else start singing Jenny Says in the heads when they go to Molly's blog?



I start singing "Lisa Says" by the Velvet Underground, but with Jenny instead of, y'know, um, Lisa.  

"Candy Says" works too.  But "Stephanie Says" doesn't.
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« Reply #59 on: August 23, 2004, 04:57:34 pm »
Mr. Bear's crush is taller than me and I am pretty tall.
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