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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2004, 01:24:35 am »
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I may have to start punching you.


And that, and the fact I feel the same way, is why I don't!


Bozack enters as Slink lounges on the chaise

Slink. How are you, my dear Ernest? What brings you up to town?

Bozack. Oh, pleasure, pleasure! What else should bring one anywhere? Eating as usual, I see, Algy!

Slink. [Stiffly.] I believe it is customary in good society to take some slight refreshment at five o’clock. Where have you been since last Thursday?

Bozack. [Sitting down on the sofa.] In the country.

Slink. What on earth do you do there?

Bozack. [Pulling off his gloves.] When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.

Slink. And who are the people you amuse?

Bozack. [Airily.] Oh, neighbours, neighbours.

Slink. Got nice neighbours in your part of Shropshire?

Bozack. Perfectly horrid! Never speak to one of them.

Slink. How immensely you must amuse them! [Goes over and takes sandwich.] By the way, Shropshire is your county, is it not?

Bozack. Eh? Shropshire? Yes, of course. Hallo! Why all these cups? Why cucumber sandwiches? Why such reckless extravagance in one so young? Who is coming to tea?

Slink. Oh! merely Aunt Augusta and Gwendolen.

Bozack. How perfectly delightful!

SLink. Yes, that is all very well; but I am afraid Aunt Augusta won’t quite approve of your being here.

Bozack. May I ask why?

Slink. My dear fellow, the way you flirt with Gwendolen is perfectly disgraceful. It is almost as bad as the way Gwendolen flirts with you

The pair pause for a moment, over taken by a certain emotion.  A sissy, flittering slap fight ensues.  Cucumber Sandwiches and luke warm tea is thrown about. End
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2004, 03:57:31 am »
Smells, You. Are. Rad.
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2004, 06:50:33 am »
Jesus, S.S.
It's like you looked deep into my soul. You are UNCANNY.
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2004, 11:41:32 am »
Wow.
Yes...
Superb.


I have to say, the other one I use often, although purely in mocking, is 'shall we take a turn about the room' from P&P. Always struck me as such a silly idea.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2004, 06:13:31 pm »
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that was super cool writing stuff.
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2004, 07:39:17 pm »
AWESOME. This is all.
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2004, 07:49:17 pm »
That was delightfully silly.
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2004, 02:18:56 pm »
*smirking*  Aw, gee folks, thank you.

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Shall we take a turn about the room?


How delightfully ostentatious!  Indeed, we shall, and I might show you Mother Cresida's well endowed...Lilies. It will be quite a row!
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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2004, 06:51:24 am »
This is a good thread.  I approve.
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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2004, 01:50:29 pm »
As the father figure of the board, I take your aproval very seriously, and I hope you get to hear talk just like this during your travels.
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