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V-Adore

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Who/what bought this van?
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2003, 08:50:34 pm »
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If the stuffed animals are alive, couldn't Barbie be running around in a tube top and jeans so tight you can see the outline of the condom in her back pocket?  

I mean, it could happen.

It could. And I'm sure she'd be buying the condoms from the same place that Molly gets hers.

(Not that Ken needs that size, but... he likes to think that Barbie thinks he needs that size, you know?)
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« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2003, 07:59:11 am »
My thought is the van used to belong to a Porno star mom who's child has reached the age where he/she is embarrased by Mom's occupation.  In a fit of rage she retaliates at the ungrateful child.  "Yeah I suck dicks in pornos, it's what I had to do to support this family.  Everything we have we owe to suckin' dicks.  Suckin' Dicks bought this van that's driving you to the mall."  The plate holder was given the next Christmas by a child who now understands how things work and is proud of his Mothers devotion to her craft.  Or maybe, it's a single mom having a talk about the facts of life with her teenaged daughter.  "You might find it distasteful at first, but you'll see that men are very grateful to girls that will go down.  In fact, suckin' dicks bought this van."

I think the plate holder was put on by someone who was proud of the fact they were such successful blowjob artist.  They would probably be upset they left it behind when they sold the van if they didn't now have a "buttfuckin' bought this vette" plate holder.

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« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2003, 04:51:09 pm »
You have issues, sir.
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2003, 02:57:30 am »
I didn't understand the original point: if it was a used car dealer's name, wouldn't it be "Suckin' Dick sold this van"?
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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2003, 04:21:13 am »
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I didn't understand the original point: if it was a used car dealer's name, wouldn't it be "Suckin' Dick sold this van"?

Well, presumably a used-car dealer would have had to buy it off of the original owner, at least...

But point taken. It should at least say in that case "Suckin' Dick first bought this van and then resold it at a profit."
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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2003, 04:24:37 am »
Suckin' Dicks is not the name of a used car dealer.  Sometimes a blowjob is just a blowjob.

~Paul
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2003, 02:58:56 am »
People. People! PEOPLE!

Todd can't read. He was looking for a license plate frame simply for the fact that no van is complete without one, and found one with matching colors.

How obvious does it have to be?
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