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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« on: September 01, 2004, 11:34:57 am »

Ouch, I suppose.
I've managed to keep from being all that emotionally invested in this story arc, but still, it's a well-written strip.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2004, 12:13:29 pm »

While this was hella funny, and damn well written, it does end on kind of a scary note.
Damn him!
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2004, 12:52:23 pm »

Yeah, I've been really trying to keep the faith in this relationship.  It's not looking good, though.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2004, 01:02:24 pm »

Is Molly finally going to become an interesting character? Or is someone just going to die again?
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2004, 01:04:16 pm »

Oh Beef, must you be such a douche.  You are going to lose this lady and then you'll be sadder than ever.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2004, 01:09:12 pm »

He did a really good job of making Molly look tired.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2004, 01:37:06 pm »

if molly get's so upset with beef over this that she leaves him, then he is better off without her.  and she him.

i mean, who hasn't been woken up @ 3AM with a body part poking you in the ribs and been told "yer snoring/breathing/moving/on myside/ asleep" and that you need to "stop snoring/stop breathig on me/ get back on your side/ give me back some blanket/ stay awake until i get to sleep while rubbing my back".

and, who hasn't responded with "mdfhfjsdfhj??msdfjksfieohg???? what? oh, ok, sex?"

and, who hasn't gotten someone really mad at them doing so?

i mean, hello, LCD people, where are you??
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2004, 01:58:28 pm »

Why doesn't love conquer all?

Sigh.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2004, 02:01:51 pm »

Quote from: "Molly"
It can't be good for you to breathe that way all night.


This is the most pathetic excuse I have ever seen.  At least have the decency to admit that his snoring was keeping you up and annoying the ever-living shit out of you.

Of course, I may be biased.  I had an ex who would elbow me in the ribs if my snoring woke her up.

Love the alt-text though.  Mmm, midnight breath....
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2004, 02:13:11 pm »

Wow, that bitch Molly, wanting to be able to sleep. :roll:

And actually, no, it is not bullshit that snoring can be harmful to the snorer.  Even if the snorer is not fully awakened by their gasping and snorting like their hapless bed-mates, the snoring does partially arouse them, disturbing their sleep, preventing them from getting as much deep sleep as they need.  Some snorers stop breathing (sleep apnea) which can cause dangerous increases in blood pressure, among other things.

If you don't have enough to consideration to care if you're keeping your bed-partner awake with your snoring, if you can't even be bothered to roll the fuck over, you don't deserve to share a bed with that person, and probably won't for long.

My husband snores like a fuck*ng Mack truck.  Right now, earplugs conquer all, but I don't know what I'm going to do when the baby comes and I can't wear them anymore.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2004, 06:32:49 pm »

Why can't you wear earplugs after having a baby?  Will giving birth damage your ears in some way?  Will the baby come out of your ears?

Anyway, this is SO LIKE A WOMAN to couch her bitching in terms pretending that she actually cares about her man when in fact she only cares about not being annoyed by his snoring.  

FUCK YOU, MOLLY

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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2004, 06:41:25 pm »

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Why can't you wear earplugs after having a baby?  Will giving birth damage your ears in some way?  Will the baby come out of your ears?


You won't hear the baby sneaking up on you with a big-ass hammer.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2004, 07:09:51 pm »

Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
Quote from: "jough"
Why can't you wear earplugs after having a baby?  Will giving birth damage your ears in some way?  Will the baby come out of your ears?


You won't hear the baby sneaking up on you with a big-ass hammer.


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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2004, 07:21:06 pm »

Both my Lady and I snore.

I feel bad for our eventual child.
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Serrrrve! - sep. the first, 2004
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2004, 07:27:44 pm »

A couple cc's of morphine will put that baby out all night.

Of course, a canister of nitrous oxide will probably be cheaper in the long run.
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