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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2004, 04:06:35 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2004, 05:10:13 pm »
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HER: "Marcy hasn't given me anything in a while." ME: "Why would she?" HER: "<sudden feminine rage> YOU just don't understand ANYTHING!" ME: "CUCKOO!" HER: "<weeps>"

Isn't Sudden Feminine Rage opening for Lacuna Coil on their next tour?
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2004, 05:13:37 pm »
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A stupid generalization about all women based on the bahavior of one woman, who does, in fact, sound like a stupid cow


Oh yeah, I forgot, all women are the same.

Listen, I'd be giving the same shit to a female who had posted that all men were pigs, or some such tired cliche.  Grow up.
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2004, 05:27:43 pm »
Everybody is fuck*ng crazy. There are also several fun, seemingly gender-specific ways of flexing this crazy. This is my experience and I am applying it broadly, just slathering it the hell all over the world.

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she KNOWS that some/most of the things she does are completely illogical and more than a bit loopy


Like waiting an hour after swimming, there should, perhaps, be a self-imposed time period between reading one's entire collection of Cerebus and posting anything where a Lady might read it.
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2004, 05:33:08 pm »
I was only giving an example from one woman, but pick a lady and I can pretty much give you an example there.

Not that men don't tend to do/say stupid things too - it's just that men tend to base their stupidity in the real world, whereas women tend to pull things from their ass (or some other orifice).

You just don't want to admit to yourself (or us) that you're a little loopy.  Seriously, embrace your inner crazy-woman.
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« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2004, 05:44:48 pm »
I looked and looked for something in what you wrote that was not boring cliche-mongering, but I failed.  Oh well.
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2004, 06:05:25 pm »
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

CLASH OF THE TITANS!

WAR OF THE SEXES!!!

TWO SETS OF RAGING HORMONES!

TWO UNPRONOUNCABLE NAMES!!!

JOUGH VERSUS VA!!!

BE THERE OR BE DEAD!!!
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2004, 06:16:19 pm »
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JOUGH VERSUS VA!!!


ya know, if you combine their names you kinda get god.
like, the yin an' yan of it all.

in 45 minutes i get to take my tylenol flu again!!
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2004, 06:19:53 pm »
Yeah, I was going to try to ignore the initial ain't ladies crazy comment, but Jough, please don't even try to defend that comment logically or empirically.
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2004, 06:39:45 pm »
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JOUGH VERSUS VA!!!


ya know, if you combine their names you kinda get god.
like, the yin an' yan of it all.


Dude!

I mean, like, wow.

Duuuuude!
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« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2004, 06:47:57 pm »
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I looked and looked for something in what you wrote that was not boring cliche-mongering, but I failed.  Oh well.


See what I mean?  An emotional lashing-out rather than a logical refutation.

Va, don't play into the stereotypes.  You're better than that.
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« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2004, 07:00:18 pm »
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I looked and looked for something in what you wrote that was not boring cliche-mongering, but I failed.  Oh well.


See what I mean?  An emotional lashing-out rather than a logical refutation.

Va, don't play into the stereotypes.  You're better than that.


If that's your idea of "emotional lashing-out", your attitude is starting to make more sense.

My assertion that your statement consisted solely of cliches is an easily verified fact.  That cliches are boring is my opinion.  That I could not find anything worth addressing in what you wrote is my shameful confession.
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« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2004, 07:53:34 pm »
Va, your chain is being jerked.  You must learn to ignore such comments and love our fearless leader in spite of them.  It is better for your blood pressure if you're going to hang around here a lot.
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« Reply #28 on: September 09, 2004, 08:02:36 pm »
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It is better for your blood pressure if you're going to hang around here a lot.


And we would very much like for you to hang around here a lot.
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« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2004, 08:37:12 pm »
Man, I tried to stop this crap in Achewood, but I guess sometimes you have to let the crap run.

Anyway, I wholeheartedly agree with Zartan: wait at least one hour between reading anything written by Dave Sim and attempting cogent argumentation involving genders. Seriously. Otherwise you're just stone going to say something involving the Void, possibly YHWH, and we'll all regret it.

(Man, and now I have "The Wizard Needs Food Badly" stuck in my head. DAMN YOU ALL! ... no, wait, damn me for buying an FIF CD.)
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