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« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2004, 09:49:46 pm »
V, I have no idea what you just said.
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« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2004, 10:04:38 pm »
Have I mentioned that my SO is a professional feminist? Don't you think I hear enough of this kind of thing in my daily life? Dang it people. I'd go ahead and relock this if I didn't think Jough would open it up again.
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« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2004, 10:44:35 pm »
I was unaware that professing the belief that not all women are the same was "feminist".  You crazy kids.

Holy shit, Jough, I just saw your new avatar for the first time.  Wherever that image is hosted must is blocked at work (this is unfortunately the case for many avatars).  That is so fuck*ng sweet it's even okay that it's animated.  That's one of the few animated .gifs I've seen in my life where the animation is actually integral to what is being expressed by the imagery.

"If he's standing in front of a flag, you're losing freedom."  Who said that, re: GWB?  I can't remember.
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« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2004, 11:42:24 pm »
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V, I have no idea what you just said.

The first part of an extensive exegesis, the rest of which is here and which is supplemented by examples here.
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« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2004, 12:29:20 am »
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I was unaware that professing the belief that not all women are the same was "feminist".  You crazy kids.

I'm not at all saying that she/they are whiny or bitchy or anything. But getting reporter calls at 9am on a Sunday because Ah-nold said "girlie men" in a speech can put a damper on one's mood. That kind of thing got old pretty quickly.
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« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2004, 02:50:37 am »
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I was unaware that professing the belief that not all women are the same was "feminist".  You crazy kids.


Admittedly my remarks were more venting about a single specimen, but then after I got a rise out of a couple of you I figured I'd go full-throttle.

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Holy shit, Jough, I just saw your new avatar for the first time.  Wherever that image is hosted must is blocked at work (this is unfortunately the case for many avatars).  That is so fuck*ng sweet it's even okay that it's animated.  That's one of the few animated .gifs I've seen in my life where the animation is actually integral to what is being expressed by the imagery.


Thanks.

It's hosted at my personal site, Jough.com - I can't imagine why it'd be blocked at anyone's work.
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« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2004, 02:27:45 pm »
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It's hosted at my personal site, Jough.com - I can't imagine why it'd be blocked at anyone's work.


This is the government, jough, there doesn't have to be a reason.

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== WARNING - UFS_SMARTFILTER_DENIED ==
Access to the requested URL was denied by the SmartFilter filtering module

Reference AFI 33-129, Transmission of Information via the internet, paragraph 6:  "The following activities involving the use of government provided computer hardware of software listed in paragraphs 6.1.1 through 6.1.12 are specifically prohibited:  6.1.1 Any use of government provided computer hardware of software for other than official and authorized government business."

Requested URL:   http://jough.com/
Date:   Fri, 10 Sep 2004
Time:   09:25:29
Category:   Chat
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« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2004, 04:16:02 pm »
Oh man, Jough.com isn't even a chat site.  It just has a crappy Movable Type blog and a little form to send SMS messages to my phone.  WTF?
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« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2004, 04:18:45 pm »
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Oh man, Jough.com isn't even a chat site.  It just has a crappy Movable Type blog and a little form to send SMS messages to my phone.  WTF?


"TOPICS
Art
Autobiography
Film
Music
Poetry
Politics
Television
Web Design
Whimsy"

Art? Poetry, Politics, WHIMSY!?!?!

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as an american citizen i should certainly HOPE that government
employees are not allowed access to things such as those!!!
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« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2004, 04:28:01 pm »
Whimsy?

Oh Dogg....
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« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2004, 04:29:03 pm »
What the hell else would you call my pontificating on how much I like the smell of the air in the Autumn?
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2004, 04:31:30 pm »
How about "Glowing drops of pure distilled Joughness."
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2004, 04:33:02 pm »
Yeah, because you know how touchy-feely and cuddly I am.
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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2004, 04:43:34 pm »
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Oh man, Jough.com isn't even a chat site.  It just has a crappy Movable Type blog and a little form to send SMS messages to my phone.  WTF?


Movable Type?  Blargh.

There's no logic at all behind how/why the filter blocks things.  Gmail is also blocked as "chat", as is most webmail.  There's probably some arbitrary string on your page that makes the filter decide it's a "chat" site.  My site gotfreedom.net is blocked, and there is nothing at all on it.  Yet, my other site, posdef.net is not blocked, and there is stuff on it, and both are hosted on the same server.  Also, I can ssh and ftp to that server with no problem.

Let me reiterate:  this is a government LAN shop we're talking about here.  Not just government, but military.  Reason and logic are not in the budget.
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