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« on: September 10, 2004, 11:52:06 am »
Yet another awesome one. The best part was reading it and then realizing that Rays final lines were imploring questions, as he attempted to remove the images from his head.

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O.K. I can kind of see that 1/2$


Do you think beef wrote his own chat program?
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2004, 12:03:56 pm »
I like Ray's tendency to randomly add dollar signs to the end of his posts, particularly as a marker of worth. It's just so Ray I can't even articulate it any further.

Also, yes, I'm sure Beef wrote this software himself.

"R. Beef Kazenzakis" remains the best possible abbreviation of his name. All totally furious.
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2004, 01:01:30 pm »
If version 6.0 is so simple then what were 1–5 like?
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look this ain't the magna carta dude, 9-10-04
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2004, 01:27:59 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
I like Ray's tendency to randomly add dollar signs to the end of his posts, particularly as a marker of worth. It's just so Ray I can't even articulate it any further.


I figured that was Ray's way of saying "money."  So "1/2$" is "half-money, it's OK."
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2004, 07:13:03 pm »
I may be a heretic, but I didn't really consider this an especially good strip. I am happy to note that I didn't need to look up any of the terms, though. On the other hand, how could they not mention the "Rusty Trombone"?
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look this ain't the magna carta dude, 9-10-04
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2004, 07:19:01 pm »
"Look this ain't the magna carta dude it is just a .txt file." :lol:

Otherwise, this is like a less funny version of the Vlad/Pat message board standoff (CJ, if you would?).

Also, where's the love for the Houdini?
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2004, 07:54:43 pm »
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I am happy to note that I didn't need to look up any of the terms, though.


That's certainly something to be proud of.

I knew 'em too.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2004, 08:46:26 pm »
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"Look this ain't the magna carta dude it is just a .txt file." :lol:

Otherwise, this is like a less funny version of the Vlad/Pat message board standoff (CJ, if you would?).

Also, where's the love for the Houdini?

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02132003
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2004, 09:00:13 pm »
Actually, I was thinking of this one:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02142003

But that's a valiant effort nonetheless, CJ.
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2004, 11:14:18 pm »
I just gave you the first strip in the series. The one you listed is just the next day.
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2004, 11:21:30 pm »
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I just gave you the first strip in the series. The one you listed is just the next day.


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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2004, 03:40:04 am »
I am intrigued by Ray's apparent question "is that sexxy tho?"
Is he thinking about trying it? Or is the answer implied as yes in his question?
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look this ain't the magna carta dude, 9-10-04
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2004, 04:25:45 am »
Dang, Ray doesn't even need to be judging anybody else's sexual peccadilloes.  What can you say about a guy who gets a woody when he sees a birthday candle?
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look this ain't the magna carta dude, 9-10-04
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2004, 08:23:27 am »
i know what yous means,
plus it begs the questions:  is the dirty sanchez sexy?  is it sexy to ray?
then again, why would you think up and write down the Kilty Monroe?
the livid pedro is not funny to me, really, but it reminds me of tequila while watching the spice channel and
"you gotta be hella yellin' about the sex!"

hella yellin about the sex, indeed.
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2004, 01:48:43 am »
The terms previous to that are all (in theory, at least) sexual activities. Presumably this shift prompts the question.
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