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« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2004, 05:36:07 am »
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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2004, 03:57:44 pm »
UPDATE: I've got an appointment next Thursday morning, where they meet me, give me the once over and get a sample; 2 days later, they'll call me to tell me if they want me or not. Why do I feel like I'm going to the prom?
Essentially, it works out to about $100 a week for 2 visits; I could do three, but I'd kind of like to, you know. Have a girlfriend or something, and they want you to space all emissions out by 2 days. Apparently I can just run up there any time during business hours, bust one, and get the cash. It's like I'm printing money, but with my c*ck.
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« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2004, 04:20:11 pm »
God dammit do I have to find a place like this in Arlington. I signed up for a couple of those market test-groups through Craig's List but haven't heard back yet.

And I really enjoying being the guy who fucks up their numbers since I don't drink beer, watch sports, or read Maxim.
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« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2004, 05:16:29 pm »
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God dammit do I have to find a place like this in Arlington. I signed up for a couple of those market test-groups through Craig's List but haven't heard back yet.

And I really enjoying being the guy who fucks up their numbers since I don't drink beer, watch sports, or read Maxim.


I don't think Bozack is participating in a focus group.  It's more, uh, Bozack-related.
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« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2004, 05:21:39 pm »
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God dammit do I have to find a place like this in Arlington. I signed up for a couple of those market test-groups through Craig's List but haven't heard back yet.

And I really enjoying being the guy who fucks up their numbers since I don't drink beer, watch sports, or read Maxim.

I don't think Bozack is participating in a focus group.  It's more, uh, Bozack-related.

I meant that since I can't find a donation center that I was looking into the focus groups as an alternative way to get money without working. Unless maybe the focus group turned out to be sponsored by Vivid Video or something.
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« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2004, 05:31:55 pm »
A hundred bucks would not nearly be enough money to compensate for having to live with the terrifying thought that somewhere, in some way, I am a father.

PLUS I GOT DEPRESSION
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« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2004, 05:38:58 pm »
I did this when I was in college, but right after having completed the initial screenings I started dating a long time crush.  The required two-day spacing was not worth the $100/week.
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« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2004, 05:56:28 pm »
Two days spacing before they'll let you "donate" again is a problem for you?

Man, I'm ready again in about ten minutes.  Do I have some kind of Super Cock ™ or something?
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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2004, 06:11:40 pm »
No, they wanted you to donate twice a week, but you could not make a stinker for two days before your donation.  So that's four days a week where your ejaculation belongs exclusively to the Clinic, which left only three days a week for the girlfriend.
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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2004, 07:12:28 pm »
Oh.

Fuck that, then.  That's not worth $100.
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« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2004, 07:16:50 pm »
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A hundred bucks would not nearly be enough money to compensate for having to live with the terrifying thought that somewhere, in some way, I am a father.

PLUS I GOT DEPRESSION

See now I'm adopted myself and the SO and I are not breeders so I won't have any real kids. So I find it pretty poetic that I received my genes anonymously and could potentially pass them on to another generation anonymously.

I have a fucked up family tree already, let's fuck it up some more!
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