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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2004, 07:51:08 pm »
I have always enjoyed your unmitigated ambivalence, "V-Adore." Even when you (seem) to enjoy things.
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2004, 07:52:16 pm »
Why now?  To what do we owe this honor?  Just trying to make us feel guilty about the nasty things we say about you?
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2004, 07:54:52 pm »
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I have always enjoyed your unmitigated ambivalence, "V-Adore." Even when you (seem) to enjoy things.

Wow, can I put that on my resume? "Chris Onstad (the real one, we went through several confirmation steps) enjoys my unmitigated ambivalence. Even when I enjoy things, or seem to -- especially when I enjoy things, or seem to, it is implied. I am fully prepared to bring that unmitigated ambivalence to your workplace environment."
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2004, 07:58:52 pm »
I think it was the thing about Jough insisting that a "stinker" was male ejaculate. That broke the camel's back. Jough was completely off on that one.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2004, 08:03:01 pm »
It was the 1 tsp in volume, which is about the amount of jit.  So it made sense.  Of course, I didn't understand why it would be a "stinker" but you've come up with some other odd nicknames for common bodily functions as well, so it wasn't outside the realm of possibility.
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2004, 08:09:49 pm »
Yeah, well if it's really you Onstad, why don't you quit farting around on the intarweb and put today's damn strip up!
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2004, 08:12:51 pm »
I am too busy reading message boards!

The strip will post in about half an hour. Faster, if you fall asleep for half an hour.
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2004, 08:15:17 pm »
Don't think that we will complain about your daily free content any less now that you're posting here. ;)
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2004, 08:24:10 pm »
"Of offering more than what I can deliver, I have a bad habit, it is true. But I have to offer more than I can deliver, to be able to deliver what I do."

- Ken Kesey
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2004, 08:30:23 pm »
What I enjoy is YOU
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2004, 08:31:42 pm »
Oh for pete's sake, now I'm probably going to go back to being afraid to post anything, and it's just such damn bad timing, what with me not having a job or a life and all right now.

Well, it could still be another of Jough's elaborate practical jokes at the moment, so at least I can go ahead and post for now.
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2004, 08:36:20 pm »
Please don't quit posting as I would miss you pitifully.
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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2004, 08:36:26 pm »
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I have always enjoyed your unmitigated ambivalence, "V-Adore." Even when you (seem) to enjoy things.

Wow, can I put that on my resume? "Chris Onstad (the real one, we went through several confirmation steps) enjoys my unmitigated ambivalence. Even when I enjoy things, or seem to -- especially when I enjoy things, or seem to, it is implied. I am fully prepared to bring that unmitigated ambivalence to your workplace environment."

Dammit, every time I hear the word ambivilant I picture Roberty Llewelyn making a face like a dog eating a toffee. Damn you Red Dwarf!

Anyway. I only vaguely remember interacting with Chris on the old board. Generally in the form of the masses complaining about something he changed after posting and him explaining the new way is funnier and we're just scared of change.
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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2004, 08:47:00 pm »
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Please don't quit posting as I would miss you pitifully.


Aw shucks.  Thank you, I needed that today.
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« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2004, 01:35:54 pm »
Um, never mind.
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