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« on: September 30, 2004, 09:44:28 pm »
is roast beef napping, fallen down drunk, or depressed again (still)?
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2004, 09:47:17 pm »
That is just what he was doing when Molly got home. Lying on his side, kind of napping. That is the truth.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2004, 09:49:26 pm »
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That is just what he was doing when Molly got home. Lying on his side, kind of napping. That is the truth.


it seems a lot more difficult to make idle conjecture when the other person in the room actually knows.

stop knowing, and idly conjecture.

he looked more "napping" then anything, but i'd think he'd be drunk to say that to his gf while prone on the floor for fear of kicks to his tender area.
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2004, 09:50:45 pm »
No, he was just napping. He is a weird guy, he would say things like that.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2004, 09:52:02 pm »
Why monotremes?  The only monotreme I ever knew was perfectly inoffensive.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2004, 09:52:39 pm »
It is a pretty normal pose for a cat but the last time we saw Beef that way he was about to kill himself. It's one of those, "oh yeah, they aren't human, I forgot" moments.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2004, 09:56:22 pm »
well, he does look absolutely adorable with his paws folded up like that.

i wonder if the stuffed animals ever have a moment where they say to themselves, "awe, isn't beef adorable.  i bet he'd like a whiskas treat."?

also, does molly even have breasts?  and don't cats and most other mammals have like a eleventy nipples?  anthropomorphizing gets confusing.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2004, 10:03:20 pm »
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don't cats and most other mammals have like a eleventy nipples?  anthropomorphizing gets confusing.


YOU'RE TELLING ME
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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2004, 10:10:00 pm »
Maybe if Beef eats some leftover riblets he can puke on the outlet and kill himself again.

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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2004, 10:11:45 pm »
Jough that last comment was not funny. Maybe try to do better?
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2004, 10:12:06 pm »
I was like, "meh."
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2004, 10:13:02 pm »
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Jough that last comment was not funny. Maybe try to do better?


I was thinking the same about yesterday's strip.
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2004, 10:15:12 pm »
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone, particularly people who pretend that they're English."

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« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2004, 10:16:04 pm »
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I was like, "meh."


I guess I struck a nerve.
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2004, 10:17:14 pm »
So you admit that you are not from England, and all that "favourite" stuff is posturing to help you sell your poems?
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