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« on: October 09, 2004, 08:31:17 pm »
godammit, you can't get the regular, basic, i'm-a-student-this-will-get-bud-light-all-over-it shirt in 'asphalt' or whatever.

AND THAT IS WHAT I WANT.

so, is there any other observable benefit to the 'premium' shirt? besides 'soft jersey cotton' that will draw ladies in who have never felt cotton? i need to know, so that i'm not spending 3 extra dollars on a color. i know you know what i mean.
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2004, 09:57:00 pm »
The basic T is roomier, the premium T has a more fitted cut. Jude Law would wear the premium T.
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2004, 10:00:26 pm »
Come on, now we have to know which you would choose...
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2004, 01:12:00 am »
does that mean you have to be all aquadynamic* to wear the premium t?

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2004, 01:52:05 am »
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The basic T is roomier, the premium T has a more fitted cut. Jude Law would wear the premium T.


So, if one has, shall we say, an "enormous gut" the basic T would be the better choice?
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2004, 03:23:54 am »
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So, if one has, shall we say, an "enormous gut" the basic T would be the better choice?


That's just the thing about the premium T design: if you wear an XXL in the basic T, you will wear an XXL in the premium T, but whereas the basic T XXL cut will have a more conservative loose drape, the premium T XXL will fit more closely and flatter the bodylines in a slimming way. And so it goes for S-XXXL.  

As any Queer Eye will tell you, the confidence implied by close-fitting (but not sausage-tight) clothing makes the body look much sexier than if you try to hide it beneath reams of double-spun.  

Does anyone else want me to tell them that their gut is sexy.
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2004, 04:02:41 am »
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So, if one has, shall we say, an "enormous gut" the basic T would be the better choice?


That's just the thing about the premium T design: if you wear an XXL in the basic T, you will wear an XXL in the premium T, but whereas the basic T XXL cut will have a more conservative loose drape, the premium T XXL will fit more closely and flatter the bodylines in a slimming way. And so it goes for S-XXXL.  

As any Queer Eye will tell you, the confidence implied by close-fitting (but not sausage-tight) clothing makes the body look much sexier than if you try to hide it beneath reams of double-spun.  

Does anyone else want me to tell them that their gut is sexy.


You're a veritable Og Mandino.  A Zig Ziglar among Gils.
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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2004, 04:29:35 am »
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This entire message-board is essentially one big ad for Google. If it weren't for Google, these pages should have, printed at the top, you will probably have no idea what these people are talking about.
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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2004, 05:15:24 am »
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Does anyone else want me to tell them that their gut is sexy.


how much would it cost to have you telephone someone with this information?

because that's worth an extra $3.
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2004, 02:56:24 am »
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2004, 03:04:18 am »
The highest mountain in Texas - that'd be about 45ft. up, right?
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2004, 03:37:10 am »
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2004, 03:38:10 am »
Are those clouds below you in that photo?  Very nifty.
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2004, 05:36:21 am »
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Are those clouds below you in that photo?  Very nifty.


I think that picture might actually be in heaven.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2004, 12:35:15 pm »
That's it, I'm sold on the premium shirt.
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