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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2004, 01:18:11 pm »
Yoicks.  Yeah, that would make for some interesting dialogue when removing one's pantaloons with a new friend for the first time.
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2004, 03:50:32 pm »
A dude who has the Cock Dragon isn't going to keep that bad boy locked away inside of P@NTS!  He's going to fashion trousers in a way that will allow the dragon to roam free, breathing fire here and there.

He could do a cock puppet show... you know, for kids.
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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2004, 04:35:43 pm »
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allow the dragon to roam free, breathing fire here and there.

Man, what kind of surgery would you need to have that work? A very delicate apparatus involving kerosene and sparking mechanisms? I cannot picture it ending well.

(It occurs now that you may have meant metaphorical "fire," in which case, ew.)
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« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2004, 07:22:30 pm »
JL and I were up early early this morning.  We stopped by a Multinational Conglomerate Meat Products Station and had breakfast meats.  On the way out, she noticed someone had posted a meat commentary on their sign.  I thought it would make a wonderful addition to this thread.



Thanks clock-modem-camera-beeper-web browser-address book-phone-calculator-notepad-recorder-jukebox!  And thank your three modes!
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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2004, 10:36:40 pm »
For similar reasons, the local Burger Kings quickly stopped using the letter-swappable signs to advertise their Angus Beef Burgers. It was too readily altered by the mischievous.
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2004, 01:10:48 pm »
I just noticed something.  Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, read the first entry in the text version of the above search.  No good could possibly come of it.  

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2004, 01:44:22 pm »
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It was too readily altered by the mischievous.

Those darn mischievous!
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2004, 03:18:42 pm »
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I just noticed something.  Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, read the first entry in the text version of the above search.  No good could possibly come of it.  

Don't say I didn't warn you.


You know "warn" pretty much translates directly into "dare", dammit.

SO THANKS FOR ALL 13K OF THAT
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2004, 04:19:52 pm »
HOTT DRAG0N S3XXX!!!

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The dragon watched the struggling lump that was the woman
slide down his throat and disappear into his body, then closed his
eyes in pleasure as he felt the frantic twitching slowly fade
within him.  An interesting creature, he thought to himself,
licking his lips to get the last traces of cum, I shall have to
find more of them!
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2004, 04:51:57 pm »
Ah, it's always such a precious day in every message board's life when someone first discovers lame-ass vore porn. (I remember it myself, albeit not fondly for complicated and unpleasant reasons.)
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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2004, 05:36:17 pm »
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Ah, it's always such a precious day in every message board's life when someone first discovers lame-ass vore porn. (I remember it myself, albeit not fondly for complicated and unpleasant reasons.)


The fact that there is a casual short form for it freaks me out most.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2004, 07:58:52 pm »
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(I remember it myself, albeit not fondly for complicated and unpleasant reasons.)


.......I can see one unpleasant reason why you might not want to read about dragons getting jerked off; namely, DRAGONS GETTING JERKED OFF.

But unicorns are still hot.
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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2004, 11:24:32 pm »
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Ah, it's always such a precious day in every message board's life when someone first discovers lame-ass vore porn. (I remember it myself, albeit not fondly for complicated and unpleasant reasons.)


The fact that there is a casual short form for it freaks me out most.

There's an entire subculture of this stuff! I occasionally make forays into it, when properly hazmat-suited and carrying a taser gun, and it scares the living shit out of me. I mean, WTF?
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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2004, 02:01:49 am »
OKAY PEOPLE

this thread is officially weak and to that end I present you with something

FAR WORSE THAN DRAGON DICK
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« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2004, 02:39:46 am »
Holy. fuck*ng. Crap.
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