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[filas]

the head trip would send me spinning so fast.  well articulated by beef.

can you really get advice from playboy fast enough to solve a problem you're having?  doesn't it take them like three weeks to run the contracts by a guest author for the advice column such as steve martin?

[ndpatel]

she was pure like snowflakes
no one could ever stain
the memory of my angel
could never cause me pain

soft and something sweaters
too magical to touch
to see her in that negligee
was really much too much

na na na na na na na na na na na na na

it is sad for me that i can just do that.

[Acanthopagrus]

Dude the date!! you forgot the date!!

I am sure Jough will be kind enough to fix this...


The list issues going through Beef's head at this time must include:

Why does Molly read Playboy
Everyone is going to read this and know it is about me
Molly really hates Gramm K
What does my trailer smell like?

this is apart from the usual issues floating around in his head.

Anyone think of any others?

[Ben-San]

It's "those soft, fuzzy sweaters". I have had that damned song running through my head for approximately, oh, seven months now and every time I come close to getting it replaced with something else someone will make mention of or reference to it and the vicious cycle starts anew.

You have no idea how often people make casual reference to the J. Geils Band until something like this happens.

[Steve Hogan]

Discontinued high end phonograph needles are the new Grey Goose vodka.

[arlucasinc]

"Well no wonder last Saturday was such a big disappointment."

Beef goes from never kissing a lady to like full on menage action in in like 5.2 seconds. Amazing. I love how he's so perfectly matter of fact about it, too.

[V-Adore]

You have no idea how often people make casual reference to the J. Geils Band until something like this happens.

The thought utterly terrifies.

Anyway, I'm curious to see how Beef reacts -- hopefully with a greater knowledge of what's in Molly's head, so for once in a long time we can actually see some communication. Remarkable, huh?

[sjlimmer]

Anyway, I'm curious to see how Beef reacts -- hopefully with a greater knowledge of what's in Molly's head, so for once in a long time we can actually see some communication. Remarkable, huh?

But would that be funny?

The passing reference to last Saturday made this one for me.

[V-Adore]

Anyway, I'm curious to see how Beef reacts -- hopefully with a greater knowledge of what's in Molly's head, so for once in a long time we can actually see some communication. Remarkable, huh?

But would that be funny?

It has the potential to be funny, at least -- I doubt that, even if they actually talk, Beef and Molly are going to be able to get to much of a conclusion. Also, I will confess to being sort of tired of the whole "they have problems because neither of them ever goddamn talks to the other" trope, which appears to have been played out about as much as it can be.

[Franz.]

In the column on the right, one of the words is or begins "appol." I can't think of any word in the English language that is or begins "appol" except "appollonian." So either that was a mistake on Chris' part, a typo in Playboy, or - and I prefer this option - a Funny Thing.

Oh, and this buildup with Molly and Beef is making me nervous.

[ Franz. ]

[Franz.]

I'm not quite sure what the hell "...see through her teeth to the pulp inside..." means

The stuff in your teeth that the enamel is encasing - the stuff that gets exposed when you have a cavity - is called the pulp, if I remember my elementary school health class from ten million thousand years ago. Or is it fifteen.

Apparently Gramma K's enamel has become transparent.

[ Franz. ]

[jough]

It could be referring to St. Appolonia.

I too thought of both the J. Geils Band and the offhand remark to a "game of three" and am wondering now if there's a blog entry to back this strip up (I haven't had time to read them this week).

Does she walk?  Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom home run angel
has pulled me from my feet.

She was pure like snowflakes;
No one could ever stain.
The memory of my angel
would never cause me pain.

The years go by
I'm looking through a girly magazine.
There's my home run angel
on the pages in between.

My blood runs cold!
My memory has just been sold!
My angel is the centerfold...
My... angel... is the centerfold...

[St_Zartan]

"Well no wonder last Saturday was such a big disappointment."

Beef goes from never kissing a lady to like full on menage action in in like 5.2 seconds. Amazing. I love how he's so perfectly matter of fact about it, too.

I took this as his making a sarcastic little jab at the sort of people who arrange and participate in threesomes. He's just pretty sexually squeamish in general. He didn't want to have sex in the poolhouse at that one party (I believe it was hot sauce themed), remember?

[evan]

I took this as his making a sarcastic little jab at the sort of people who arrange and participate in threesomes.

Yeah, I didn't really think that sounded like he was serious either.

[Limmo]

I took a look at Tommy Lee's new book, the one which is partly narrated by his c*ck.  He advises us guys to forget about threesomes and just move right on to foursomes.  That way, no one's waiting around for their turn at bat, so to speak ( oddly appropriate in Mr. Lee's case ).