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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« on: October 25, 2004, 05:57:16 am »
This one totally made me laugh out loud like a' idiot.

10% infant mortality rate indeed.

I do love these one-offs, as they make for good link fodder to send to people who have not been following THE STORY SO FAR.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2004, 06:40:43 am »
Ha, yeah, this one was brilliant. Good show, good show.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2004, 10:11:22 am »
agronomy!

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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2004, 12:31:00 pm »
Teodor is awesome.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2004, 01:00:49 pm »
I've always thought that about Sierra Leone, actually. I'm glad it wasn't just me.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2004, 02:20:50 pm »
Teodor's gesturing at the flags is fairly precious, yes. A total one-off, but a clever one, and I certainly laughed.

I also really like using one's status as a "24-hour party person" to get geographic facts wrong. high quality.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2004, 02:43:01 pm »
I wish there was a porn star named Sierra Leone so that when a guy says he bukkake'd Sierra Leone it would sound like he bukkake'd the entire country.

Great strip.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2004, 03:04:38 pm »
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I wish there was a porn star named Sierra Leone so that when a guy says he bukkake'd Sierra Leone it would sound like he bukkake'd the entire country.

Just one guy for the whole country? Damn. Whoever this guy is Lyle needs to get him under contract stat.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2004, 04:41:09 pm »
I've been wondering why the last fictional country, though.  I mean, that's Gibraltar's flag alright, but it's not off the Brazilian Coast - it's south of Spain.

And of course no one calls it "BeLicious St. Coxx" except that 24 hour party person Chris Onstad.  But I guess Gibraltar doesn't sound much like a porn star's name, and he wanted to use Gibraltar's interesting-looking flag (it reminds me of a castle in "Adventure!" for the Atari 2600).

But what about Burkina Faso?
(some still call it "Upper Volta")

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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2004, 04:47:19 pm »
Burkina Faso exists solely for the purpose of being stolen by Carmen Sandiego.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2004, 05:06:26 pm »
Quote from: "jough"
I've been wondering why the last fictional country, though.  I mean, that's Gibraltar's flag alright, but it's not off the Brazilian Coast - it's south of Spain.

And of course no one calls it "BeLicious St. Coxx" except that 24 hour party person Chris Onstad.  But I guess Gibraltar doesn't sound much like a porn star's name, and he wanted to use Gibraltar's interesting-looking flag (it reminds me of a castle in "Adventure!" for the Atari 2600).

But what about Burkina Faso?
(some still call it "Upper Volta")

LOCATION: Smack Dab in the midst of Africa
AMBITIONS: To not die from AIDS


The mediterranean is off the coast of brazil. How far is a subjective matter.

Personally I'm all for countries that sound like professional wrestlers and/or wrestling tag teams. Burkina Faso would fall under that, as well as:

Togo
Venezuela (has a pet snake)
Trinidad and Tobago
The United Arab Emirates
San Marino (fights in a cardinals' outfit, kind of like Father Belucci)
Brazil (terribly androgynous woman)
Lichtenstein (translation: "lick that stone")
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2004, 05:24:37 pm »
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Personally I'm all for countries that sound like professional wrestlers and/or wrestling tag teams. Burkina Faso would fall under that, as well as:

Togo
Venezuela (has a pet snake)
Trinidad and Tobago
The United Arab Emirates
San Marino (fights in a cardinals' outfit, kind of like Father Belucci)
Brazil (terribly androgynous woman)
Lichtenstein (translation: "lick that stone")

Good call. As a porn star Burkina Faso would have to be a hermaphrodite or transvestite or something.

You've now put terrible ideas in my head.

Jim Ross: What the?! That's The United Arab Emirates' music! They're in the ring, Arab Strap to Trinidad! Arab Strap to Tobago! Referee calls for the bell. But here comes Nepal and he's got the Triangle Choke on Trinidad! What the hell is going on here?!
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2004, 05:28:36 pm »
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Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Personally I'm all for countries that sound like professional wrestlers and/or wrestling tag teams. Burkina Faso would fall under that, as well as:

Togo
Venezuela (has a pet snake)
Trinidad and Tobago
The United Arab Emirates
San Marino (fights in a cardinals' outfit, kind of like Father Belucci)
Brazil (terribly androgynous woman)
Lichtenstein (translation: "lick that stone")

Good call. As a porn star Burkina Faso would have to be a hermaphrodite or transvestite or something.

You've now put terrible ideas in my head.

Jim Ross: What the?! That's The United Arab Emirates' music! They're in the ring, Arab Strap to Trinidad! Arab Strap to Tobago! Referee calls for the bell. But here comes Nepal and he's got the Triangle Choke on Trinidad! What the hell is going on here?!


If, as in G.I.J.O.E. the Movie, we could salvage cloneable DNA from conquerors of times past, I would love to have grudge matches between them. Genghis Khan versus Alexander the Great! Cyrus the Great versus Napoleon! Tamerlane versus Sargon of Akkad!
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2004, 05:31:21 pm »
"Well, folks, we're back from commercial, and as you can see, Cote D'Ivoire has entered the ring... someone has seen fit to give them a microphone. (sarcastic) This will be a real treat."

"Stop whining, J.R.! These guys are here to bring us a little culture. Something YOU wouldn't know a whole lot about!"
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2004, 05:33:55 pm »
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"Well, folks, we're back from commercial, and as you can see, Cote D'Ivoire has entered the ring... someone has seen fit to give them a microphone. (sarcastic) This will be a real treat."

"Stop whining, J.R.! These guys are here to bring us a little culture. Something YOU wouldn't know a whole lot about!"


Cote D'Ivoire could dress like Idi Amin. "But wait -- what's this? Mauritus? Belize? They're entering the ring? And -- oh my God, it's ... SRI LANKA!"
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