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Author Topic: Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004  (Read 8922 times)

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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2004, 05:51:51 pm »
I think that I should mention at this point that we have tragically overlooked French Guiana.

I would put my name behind any film starring French Guiana.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2004, 05:53:21 pm »
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I think that I should mention at this point that we have tragically overlooked French Guiana.

I would put my name behind any film starring French Guiana.


As porn star or wrestler?

A French Guiana versus Guyana rivalry would be interesting.

Also "The Seychelles" would be excellent, either as tag team wrestlers or lesbian gangbanging twins.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2004, 06:03:33 pm »
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As porn star or wrestler?


Would have to be porn star. I mean, Guiana just sounds too anatomical.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2004, 06:16:23 pm »
Micronesia: a little person luchador

Gibralter: would totally feud with The Rock.

Qatar: whose finishing move would of course be The Cutter

Canada and Samoa are out because half the people from there are wrestlers anyway.

I think Ivory Coast could work for a porn star.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2004, 06:23:22 pm »
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Micronesia: a little person luchador

Gibralter: would totally feud with The Rock.

Qatar: whose finishing move would of course be The Cutter

Canada and Samoa are out because half the people from there are wrestlers anyway.

I think Ivory Coast could work for a porn star.


Now, names if cities are perfect for wrestlers.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

THE THRILLA IN VANILLA

ULAAN BATOR vs. VLADIVOSTOK

FREE LIVE PERFORMANCE by adult film star DJIBOUTI
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2004, 06:42:50 pm »
Geographic grudge matches are the bomb! We totally need to get Vic Damone and Kenny Blankensmith to do the commentating.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2004, 07:43:49 pm »
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Geographic grudge matches are the bomb! We totally need to get Vic Damone and Kenny Blankensmith to do the commentating.

If only Gorilla Monsoon was still alive.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2004, 07:47:07 pm »
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Geographic grudge matches are the bomb! We totally need to get Vic Damone and Kenny Blankensmith to do the commentating.

If only Gorilla Monsoon was still alive.


The sensual CAMEROON has BENELUX in a headlock!
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2004, 08:33:01 pm »
French Guyana sounds more like a crooked lumberjack or something.

"Zee mounties, they will nevair catch French Guyana!"
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2004, 08:36:39 pm »
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French Guyana sounds more like a crooked lumberjack or something.

"Zee mounties, they will nevair catch French Guyana!"


Ultimately the Guyanas are defeated by Paraguay and Uruguay, the Guay Pride Movement.
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Libraries Where People Fuck - 25 October 2004
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2004, 05:14:53 am »
Haha. You people make me laugh.

In the best way.

Love always,

[ Franz. ]
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