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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2004, 01:58:41 pm »
I'm sorry if I joke echoed.  The "Killed a man just to watch him die" line predates Johnny Cash (It's a reference to an old western outlaw whose name escapes me.)  I just heard Cash's voice in my head singing about killing Mickey penis and it sounded like the greatest thing ever.  (It was the old scary sounding Cash.0
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2004, 02:30:25 pm »
One of my very favorite Kids In The Hall sketches was this one.
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2004, 03:32:50 pm »
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I'm sorry if I joke echoed.  The "Killed a man just to watch him die" line predates Johnny Cash (It's a reference to an old western outlaw whose name escapes me.)  I just heard Cash's voice in my head singing about killing Mickey penis and it sounded like the greatest thing ever.  (It was the old scary sounding Cash.0

Didn't they often say that about Billy the Kid?

And I appreciated your joke as well, wombat.
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2004, 06:40:00 pm »
I don't think it was B the K; I remember a similar line from those awful old commercials for Time-Life Books "The Old West".

"An outlaw so mean, he once shot a man for snorin'"
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2004, 07:23:29 pm »
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2004, 07:36:00 pm »
I know someone would know who that was....

I love that he became a lawyer. This is indeed a land of opportunity.
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2004, 07:39:00 pm »
Quote from: "Wendy Brabner or Ron Tyler"
On September 28, 1878, Hardin was sentenced to twenty-five years for the Brown County deputy's murder. He was pardoned on March 16, 1894. Having studied law while in prison, Hardin was admitted to the Texas bar soon after his release.

In 1895, Hardin went to El Paso to testify for the defense in a murder trial. Following the trial, he stayed and established a law practice. Just when he seemed to finally be going straight, Hardin began an affair with one of his married female clients. Her husband found out about the affair and Hardin hired some law officials to kill him. One of the hired gunmen, however, Constable John Selman, shot Hardin instead.

Hmmm, lawyer, eh?


EDIT: D'OH!
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2004, 08:54:21 pm »
Joke?  What joke?

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Despite his killing of over thirty people, Hardin had a reputation as a gentleman among those who knew him, and he always claimed he never killed anyone who didn't need killing.
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2004, 09:14:07 pm »
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Despite his killing of over thirty people, Hardin had a reputation as a gentleman among those who knew him, and he always claimed he never killed anyone who didn't need killing.

Very nice!
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2004, 11:07:47 pm »
Sheriff I saw the killer. I saw him! He was tall, and mean. But the thing was, he was so gosh-darn gentlemanly about the whole thing. When the feller on the floor there said "I need killing" the other man asked him "are you sure, sir" and he said "yep" and then he politely shot him. He was a gentleman the whole time. Sherriff, I'm telling you, if anyone needs killing around here, he's your man. He's a professional!
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2004, 12:16:30 am »
Not like those bastards who kill people who only need maiming, or even kill those that just need a stern talking-to.
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2004, 12:18:51 am »
Indeed, but it's more of a challenge to use harsh language in a polite and gentlemanly way.
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2004, 01:33:14 am »
"Sir, if i might be so bold as to posit an opinion, but perchance you are a Churl of the most Spurious Sort.  I apologize most humbly to you that you would not take offence at my words and offer my sincerest regrets for having slighted you."  ?
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2004, 01:48:32 am »
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"Sir, if i might be so bold as to posit an opinion, but perchance you are a Churl of the most Spurious Sort.  I apologize most humbly to you that you would not take offence at my words and offer my sincerest regrets for having slighted you."  ?


BLAM!

Posit this, MOTHER *****#####ER
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YANK a.k.a. America's Choice: Phillipe - Nov. 4, 04
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2004, 02:09:34 am »
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"Sir, if i might be so bold as to posit an opinion, but perchance you are a Churl of the most Spurious Sort.  I apologize most humbly to you that you would not take offence at my words and offer my sincerest regrets for having slighted you."  ?


BLAM!

Posit this, MOTHER *****#####ER


sirrah, verily i doth protest! *cough*cough* i did not mean to slig....


*bleed*********
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