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« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2004, 07:03:37 pm »
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SPOILER WARNING

Rosebud is the sled.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Wile E. Coyote never catches the Roadrunner, but suffers horribly from his flawed attempts.

Raskolnikov kills the old lady with an axe.

Cain kills Abel.



The Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person.
Bruce Willis' character is actually dead.
Keyser Soze was the gimpy guy telling the story.
Lenny gets shot by George. He never knew what hit him.
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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2004, 07:14:57 pm »
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Quote from: "AugustWest"
SPOILER WARNING

Rosebud is the sled.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Wile E. Coyote never catches the Roadrunner, but suffers horribly from his flawed attempts.

Raskolnikov kills the old lady with an axe.

Cain kills Abel.



The Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person.
Bruce Willis' character is actually dead.
Keyser Soze was the gimpy guy telling the story.
Lenny gets shot by George. He never knew what hit him.


She's a guy.
His mother has been dead the whole time.
It was all a big con to get the money, and the girl isn't really his daughter.
The sexually abused childhood friend killed somebody, but it wasn't the girl.
Hillbillies shoot them while they're riding out of Mardi Gras.
The old man is released into a river and turns into a giraffe.
She gets on that plane with Lazlo.
Zion survives, but they're still in a simulation.
The pizza shop gets burned to the ground.
The wife and the producer die in a sudden car crash.
The reporter gets killed by his subjects.
The cuckold milquetoast guy kills his wife's burly ex-boyfriend who raped her earlier.
The kid escapes juvey and runs to the beach.
He never left earth.
He sees the big red sun on the surface.
It's people.
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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2004, 07:20:02 pm »
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It's people.


Good one!
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2004, 07:22:30 pm »
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Also, the deal is that Bruce Willis' character is dead.

Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Bruce Willis' character is actually dead.
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2004, 08:18:29 pm »
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She's a guy.
His mother has been dead the whole time.
It was all a big con to get the money, and the girl isn't really his daughter.
The sexually abused childhood friend killed somebody, but it wasn't the girl.
Hillbillies shoot them while they're riding out of Mardi Gras.
The old man is released into a river and turns into a giraffe.
She gets on that plane with Lazlo.
Zion survives, but they're still in a simulation.
The pizza shop gets burned to the ground.
The wife and the producer die in a sudden car crash.
The reporter gets killed by his subjects.
The cuckold milquetoast guy kills his wife's burly ex-boyfriend who raped her earlier.
The kid escapes juvey and runs to the beach.
He never left earth.
He sees the big red sun on the surface.
It's people.


Apparently there are a lot of books/movies I need to become acquainted with. No clue what half of those are from.
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2004, 08:22:41 pm »
There are a couple in there I don't know either - but some of those are seminal!

That word can't be used enough!
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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2004, 08:34:37 pm »
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In 'Old Yeller' did they shoot the mutt?
Forgive my ignorance of nostalgic americana, i'm English don't you know and you know how we are, self-absorbed and ignorant!
I can't see Cassandra being able to use a gun, what with him having been shot a few times.
I would imagine he'd choose to finish off Weldon with a lump of wood but be unable to go through with it.
I don't want Ray to have to kill another of his pets.
He struggled the last time...


if you're so english shouldn't you have more unnecessary vowels in those words?

left over from the previous comic [great expectations]:  if there's a gun involved, Beef will get shot again.  hopefully this time he gets his own USB port out of it.  then maybe he could like print out 'net pages.

Beef's depression and brief sighs of relief during the good times are part of the ebb and flow cycle rebirth isochronism rhythm seasons of life.

spoilers:
does the professor actually know his name?
he doesn't care about wiping sand from his feet because he's going to commit suicide
tricks are for kids
the teen heart throb is gay
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2004, 08:49:08 pm »
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Blame me parents, awiight?!

Silverberg, you missed
'his wife wasn't dead and John G was using him all along'
Cheers!
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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2004, 09:07:13 pm »
Maybe Weldon winds up in Ray's pool...Also, it's about time for Beef to get shot again....isn't it?

Also, for you English folks who don't have such diseases on your quaint island, Old Yeller needed killin' due to Rabies.

My quaint island ain't got no Rabies neither.
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2004, 09:09:42 pm »
My workplace is awash in rabies. It is estimated that some 90% of the fox population up here is infected. And they are 'thick on the ground' as folks used to say.
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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2004, 10:22:11 pm »
I've always wanted an Aibo. Which makes me kind of sad.

He's really the guy from the diabetes story.
The japanese tourists are undercover FBI
Rei's just a clone, and the 3rd one at that.
Van has wings
It's sloughed off worm skin.
It was all just a full imersion video game. Oh, wait, no it wasn't.
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2004, 10:53:20 pm »
Okay, spoilers abound!

The Crying Game
Psycho
Matchstick Men
Mystic River
Easy Rider
Big giraffe
Casablanca
The Matrix Revolutions
Do the Right Thing
Le Mepris (Contempt)
Natural Born Killers
Straw Dogs
Les Quatre cents coups (The 400 Blows)
Planet of the Apes
THX-1138
Soylent Green

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She's a guy.
His mother has been dead the whole time.
It was all a big con to get the money, and the girl isn't really his daughter.
The sexually abused childhood friend killed somebody, but it wasn't the girl.
Hillbillies shoot them while they're riding out of Mardi Gras.
The old man is released into a river and turns into a giraffe.
She gets on that plane with Lazlo.
Zion survives, but they're still in a simulation.
The pizza shop gets burned to the ground.
The wife and the producer die in a sudden car crash.
The reporter gets killed by his subjects.
The cuckold milquetoast guy kills his wife's burly ex-boyfriend who raped her earlier.
The kid escapes juvey and runs to the beach.
He never left earth.
He sees the big red sun on the surface.
It's people.
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2004, 11:01:36 pm »
I thought the one you listed as Matchstick Men was Chinatown.
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2004, 11:03:08 pm »
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Oim english by akcideent yoo fackaa
Blame me parents, awiight?!

Silverberg, you missed
'his wife wasn't dead and John G was using him all along'
Cheers!


Actually, his wife WAS dead, but yes, John G didn't rape and murder her, and was just using his memory loss as a tool.
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2004, 11:03:38 pm »
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I thought the one you listed as Matchstick Men was Chinatown.


Heh, I guess it could be both!  I didn't even think of that.

Forget it, Jake!
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