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Author Topic: Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004  (Read 2388 times)

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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« on: November 10, 2004, 09:31:48 pm »
Ray's rich-guy fetishism has gone haywire.

Bi-curious prime rib?
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2004, 09:33:31 pm »
Now we know where his cilantro-ape ceviche came from.
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2004, 09:38:55 pm »
Where will it end, Ray? Where?
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2004, 09:41:09 pm »
Roasted-up ding dongs, perhaps?
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2004, 09:42:03 pm »
Gay turtle with a prince albert could be a series all by itself.
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2004, 09:43:17 pm »
Quote from: "Steve Hogan"
Gay turtle with a prince albert could be a series all by itself.

New, on Adult Swim! Starring MC Chris as the turtle!
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2004, 04:52:36 am »
Quote from: "Steve Hogan"
Gay turtle with a prince albert could be a series all by itself.


all hosted on Keenspot
all hand-drawn and colored-penciled
all surrounded by misspellings in teen-speak
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Re: Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2004, 08:25:28 am »
Quote from: "jough"
Ray's rich-guy fetishism has gone haywire.


what's the difference between crazy and eccentric?

several million dollars.
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2004, 08:41:05 am »
Coprophilia. Goddamn. This is why my signature is the way it is.
Just...goddamn. Why? Why? Why?
I reckon Ray's adidas is beaded with gold. Real gold. Neat!
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2004, 09:36:13 am »
I'm very happy that Mr Onstad uses the internet as a device to express his innermost curiosities. People who don't use the internet for that end up with a cellar full of bodies.
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Coprophiliac Turkey - 10 November 2004
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2004, 12:54:02 pm »
Is that an accusation pubdoggy, if that is you real name?
Hey, i've seen it all (on the 'net) and if doesn't harm anyone, ok.
But I reserve the right to go "Eeewww!" when I see someone trading poop.
Plus, I don't have a cellar.
It's pronounced "basement" or "chamber of screams".
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