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Author Topic: 12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog  (Read 7705 times)

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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« on: November 12, 2004, 08:56:31 am »
Do it Beef! Do it!
It's about time Pat got a slap.
Perfect of Beef to only now get wound up.
I think Weldon and Beef might end up as a semi-permanent fixture.
Plus, salad as a "reward". Hahaha, I hate you Pat, I really do.
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2004, 10:32:55 am »
It's good to see Beef actually take a stand for once.
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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2004, 01:44:01 pm »
Trust Beef to get totally bonded to a thing made out of plastic and circuit boards.
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2004, 02:01:52 pm »
Weldon! Pat . . . is . . . fine!
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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2004, 02:21:43 pm »
this may be the best strip ever.

except that i don't want to think about "fluff my hog" any more.
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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2004, 03:07:54 pm »
The rewriting of this insult is totally Beefian -- I like his refinement of the statement without actually saying anything to clear up the whole "fluff my hog" thing. Also, Pat being hit can never be a bad thing, I think.
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2004, 05:10:18 pm »
Awesome
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2004, 05:18:31 pm »
Damn, I just love Furious Beef.  He doesn't show up all that often, but when he does, he's golden.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2004, 05:23:56 pm »
Awsome! Way to show some long choad, Beef.
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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2004, 06:01:57 pm »
Beef is finally going to take the out the rage that has been building up inside of him on Pat.  Pretty soon Beef will be fuck*ng Pat up the ass, calling him "Molly," and asking "Is it safe?  Is it safe?"
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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2004, 06:46:39 pm »
Quote from: "jough"
Beef is finally going to take the out the rage that has been building up inside of him on Pat.  Pretty soon Beef will be fuck*ng Pat up the ass, calling him "Molly," and asking "Is it safe?  Is it safe?"

Yowch. I think the point was already made with 'fluff my hog', wasn't it?

And by that I mean the point of disturbing the reader, not the point of the specific action.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2004, 06:49:47 pm »
Beef wants blood
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2004, 09:02:57 pm »
Yeah, Pat saying "Come along." and Beef physically shaking him is the Greatest Thing.
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12-11-04 The only activity that exists is tasting my hog
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2004, 09:18:05 pm »
I keep coming back to this strip.  It's so .. fuck*ng .. funny.  That world.  It's a harsh world to live in.
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2004, 09:23:18 pm »
It's comforting to know that I'm not the only one.  I've re-read this strip at least seven or eight times today, which is way more than usual.
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