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Hickory Farms Executive Sampler - 11/15
« on: November 15, 2004, 12:42:12 pm »
I had a feeling Pat would be wanting to kill beef after that last remark.. of course, I was hoping maybe I'd be wrong.

In heaven without Molly would be pretty weird, no?

Maybe Ray'll prevent it...
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2004, 01:01:09 pm »
Pat attempts to steal Ray's gun.
Ray kills Pat in self-defense
Pat goes to a special hell for arseholes.

I reckon.
I love Pat's reaction, so indignant, such a nugget!
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2004, 02:10:24 pm »
Pat's on a rampage; hide the rollerskates!
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2004, 03:09:05 pm »
I like how gosh-darn conciliatory Ray is about the whole thing -- he doesn't discard Pat's request out of hand, the way most of us would if asked by a fugitive to lend him a gun so he could shoot our best friend and such. He's working through it.

(It's also sort of nice to see Ray acknowledge somehow that Beef is his friend. This really doesn't happen all that often.)
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2004, 03:59:05 pm »
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(It's also sort of nice to see Ray acknowledge somehow that Beef is his friend. This really doesn't happen all that often.)

Well he was willing to become Lung Brothers with him. And ain't nothin' more special than Lung Brothers.
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Hickory Farms Executive Sampler - 11/15
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2004, 04:12:48 pm »
STAY OFF THE BEACH, PAT!
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2004, 05:37:11 pm »
okay.  i am a man and not a boy.  so i will admit that i was wrong.  i thought pat was going to be scared shitless when beef flipped on him way off beef's usual lines such as "well...uh...please don't say that pat .. . my dog .. is nice are you are not being so uh such as ..."
i thought Pat's regular thought would be to shoot/sue anybody that insulted him except in this case.  

just to reiterate:  ain't nothin' more special than Lung Brothers
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2004, 06:43:56 pm »
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I like how gosh-darn conciliatory Ray is about the whole thing -- he doesn't discard Pat's request out of hand, the way most of us would if asked by a fugitive to lend him a gun so he could shoot our best friend and such. He's working through it.

(It's also sort of nice to see Ray acknowledge somehow that Beef is his friend. This really doesn't happen all that often.)


Conciliatory? I took Ray's remark to indicate he needed something in return for sealing his best friend's doom. That seems more faciliatory to me...I would have hoped it would have taken more than a Hickory Farms Executive Sampler to buy a felony off Ray. Then again, it's not like he <needs> anything.
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Hickory Farms Executive Sampler - 11/15
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2004, 06:49:09 pm »
Well, which part does Ray think is the worst? It's almost like it is the breaking the law that bothers him (shades of JP Friday). I kind of read it like Ray wasn't going to break out Tic Tac either way, but was offended that Pat didn't offer anything at all.
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2004, 07:12:51 pm »
Sometimes beefstick comes before friendship.
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2004, 07:16:35 pm »
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Sometimes beefstick comes before friendship.

And the threat of Beef's stick is what started all of this.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2004, 07:44:26 pm »
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I like how gosh-darn conciliatory Ray is about the whole thing -- he doesn't discard Pat's request out of hand, the way most of us would if asked by a fugitive to lend him a gun so he could shoot our best friend and such. He's working through it.

(It's also sort of nice to see Ray acknowledge somehow that Beef is his friend. This really doesn't happen all that often.)


Conciliatory? I took Ray's remark to indicate he needed something in return for sealing his best friend's doom. That seems more faciliatory to me...I would have hoped it would have taken more than a Hickory Farms Executive Sampler to buy a felony off Ray. Then again, it's not like he <needs> anything.

Well, what I meant was that he was at least attempting to come to some compromise with Pat or explain his noncompliance in a way other than "because you're an asshole and you want to kill Beef." I agree with Nabu in that I don't think Ray ever planned on giving Pat the gun anyway, but he's not exactly bringing the strong sack about it.
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2004, 07:49:53 pm »
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(It's also sort of nice to see Ray acknowledge somehow that Beef is his friend. This really doesn't happen all that often.)

Well he was willing to become Lung Brothers with him. And ain't nothin' more special than Lung Brothers.


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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2004, 07:53:05 pm »
I didn't think Ray was being conciliatory, I thought he was being sarcastic.  I don't Pat could ever convince Ray to give him Tic-Tac in order to shoot Beef.
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2004, 08:00:17 pm »
...again
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