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[Formica]

Holy crap Pat is Rimmer!

Asshole != Smeghead.

More of a twit, really. I can't see Rimmer going off half-cocked on some sort of crazed revenge scheme because Lister told him to sod off after he insulted his artificial dog.

I have not seen an episode of Red Dwarf in at least six years. I am beginning to have very strange late 90s flashbacks.

[AugustWest]

obligatory scandinavian counterculture video:

This is why Jesus invented the URL tag

This is great.  I especially like the part where the Scandinavian urban gangsta rappers are frolicking with the sheep.

I have to admit that based on the name I was expecting them to have hinged feet and go "POIT" or "FFFTTTWWANGGG".

[slink]

Asshole != Smeghead.

More of a twit, really. I can't see Rimmer going off half-cocked on some sort of crazed revenge scheme because Lister told him to sod off after he insulted his artificial dog.

In the novel he was a little more prone to this. OK, his revenge was never based on shooting Lister, but he was always looking to get back at Lister for ruining his life. 'Cause you know, if Lister hadn't been frozen, he;d have had some help replacing that drive plate!

A friend and I knew this guy who was exactly Rimmer. His name was Armery. Maybe it's just the way we say it, but it makes me think of lavatory disinfectant!
has to be said at the end of the day, I pity Rimmer more than I ever pity Pat. And to that extent, asshole != smeghead.

[V-Adore]

Pat, I think, could be a functional person if he tried at all. Rimmer... well, Rimmer just was. I always found him a sympathetic character despite all of his best efforts to the contrary.

Anyway, yeah, I'm desperately hoping for Mr. Bear and/or Arthur's horrible revenge. (Hell, Mr. Bear and Arthur just talking. They have a lot in common, although presumably sexual orientation is not among these things.)

Also, welcome to Will! I <3 newbies.

[Ben-San]

Mr. Bear is calm about this because he's Mr. Bear. Of course Pat should receive some kind of punishment, but there's nothing personal and that's what the law is for, eh?

Arthur knows that when we punish other people, we're punishing ourselves, and when we forgive other people, we're giving ourselves a break. Or some kind of anger-management granola stuff like that.

Beef is just sorta y'know in a good mood cause of Molly, all burnin' bridges and stuff, all waking up to the now instead of living in the past, all realizing that now that he's got a girlfriend a dickwad dissing his Aibo ain't the end of the world. Does he even know that Pat shot Mr. Bear? For that matter, do any of the three know that Pat's done something wrong other than what he's done to them personally?

Paul is not forgiving, but he's also got the wrong number.

[evan]

Paul is not forgiving, but he's also got the wrong number.

OR DOES HE?

[wombat]

In the novel he was a little more prone to this.

There's a Red Dwarf novel?

Did he save Chris's life as a child?

Hmm, or perhaps some darker secret....

[CortJstr]

In the novel he was a little more prone to this.

There's a Red Dwarf novel?

Several.

[Bobby Isosceles]

In the novel he was a little more prone to this.

There's a Red Dwarf novel?

Several.

Moments like this:

1. "It's eerily similar how Camus' book is to that Cure song."

2.  Any time someone makes a Turkey (country) / Turkey (bird) pun (the bird was named after the country

3. Same with Mazda/Ahura Mazda (the car was named after the deity)

[slink]

There's a Red Dwarf novel?

4. One of which, Last Human, is not worth reading.
The first two are the real highlights. The second one, Better Than Life, is their struggle in the video game of same name, and is one of my favourite things ever.

Lister in Bedford Falls!

[Bobby Isosceles]

obligatory scandinavian counterculture video:

This is why Jesus invented the URL tag

This is great.  I especially like the part where the Scandinavian urban gangsta rappers are frolicking with the sheep.

I have to admit that based on the name I was expecting them to have hinged feet and go "POIT" or "FFFTTTWWANGGG".

Getting back on track, does anyone notice the humor in the last panel? Travis  is breaking up a marriage by "yelling" into Dana's teeth? Assuming Pat is a gigolo under an assumed name (makes sense considering his hypocritical secrets in re: porn), it would be typically Pat to include yelling in his seduction.

[andalucia]

Assuming Pat is a gigolo under an assumed name...

whoa whoa whoa.
hold up there.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Assuming Pat is a gigolo under an assumed name...

whoa whoa whoa.
hold up there.

Well did you expect him to be a swing dancing porn freak?

[MattFish]

Well did you expect him to be a swing dancing porn freak?

I thought it was obvious that the last message was a wrong number. Maybe I missed your hidden sarcasm, and if I did, I can chalk it up to being new.

I love cartoon cats.

[Will]

True, Mr. Bear is not the kind of stuffed animal to lie in wait with a rifle or something similar.. maybe he's got the police waiting outside?