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V-Adore

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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« on: December 17, 2004, 03:30:47 am »
Not entirely sure what to say about this except that the punchline may be the saddest thing. Ever.

At least this means that hopefully Molly will be staying in the strip.
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2004, 03:42:19 am »
It just means that she needs a new job.  Maybe as a mechanical sex worker (since it's a step up from where she is now).

Also, Ray's switch of the thumb is the funniest thing I've seen all week.  Bra-fuck*ng-vo.
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Re: The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2004, 03:45:51 am »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
Not entirely sure what to say about this except that the punchline may be the saddest thing. Ever.

At least this means that hopefully Molly will be staying in the strip.


I know.  fuck*ng heartbreaking.  And I was just starting to get in a good mood (finals are over).  I dug the thumb switch too.
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2004, 03:47:30 am »
Clearly that guy should've gone to Sani-Taco
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2004, 03:55:15 am »
That's not Peter Cropes is it?
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2004, 03:56:45 am »
Clearly Molly is about to be murdered for taco-related incompetence.
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2004, 04:31:14 am »
Finally...

IT'S SCANDINAVIAN MUSIC VIDEO TIME!

If Wilson Phillips, Clannad, and Siouxsie and the Banshees decided to drop acid and sacrifice the Swedish Chef, it would look like this. (also quicktime format).

Highlights:
 
* The one in green hissing like a snake, and later -- that wind rushing noise? No, that's her hissing backwards.

* The one in maroon making what appears to be a perfect 2600 Hz tone with her mouth.

* The in blue apparently SUMMONS THE DEVIL

* The kind of chubby Carnie Wilson one bops around!

http://www.varttina.com/gallery/20010905150200/web-100.jpg
EVIL

(actuallly, it's just a folk song about an old man who got bit by a snake, and uses a spell to get rid of the venom, but damn if Finnish isn't a scary language)

EDIT'D by V to remove the direct picture link, because gah
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V-Adore

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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2004, 04:43:04 am »
Bobby, with all due respect, could we try to keep it sort of germane? Or include some kind of on-topic content? Or something? Don't make me have to seriously consider modding.
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Bobby Isosceles

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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2004, 04:44:26 am »
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Bobby, with all due respect, could we try to keep it sort of germane? Or include some kind of on-topic content? Or something? Don't make me have to seriously consider modding.


I have to keep my promise to provide one scandinavian music video per post. I don't remember who I promised it to or why. But enough of that. Such a depressing strip needed an attempt to cheer. And with that I shall disappear!
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2004, 04:53:33 am »
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Also, Ray's switch of the thumb is the funniest thing I've seen all week.  Bra-fuck*ng-vo.


It reminds me of his $$ ratings while he's chatting.
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2004, 05:09:22 am »
Jaysus, Bobby. Slap some goop on their foreheads, and they would win an Emmy playing aliens on Star Trek.

And the comic, I liked it.
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2004, 05:16:59 am »
Pat, shoot that asshole customer next, please.
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Bobby Isosceles

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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2004, 05:30:26 am »
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Pat, shoot that asshole customer next, please.


I still maintain -- there is going to be a Pat/Gramma K Showdown at some point.

you heard it here first
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2004, 05:54:25 am »
I'm with Jough, the Ray thumb-switch made the strip for me. Brilliant touch.
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The Endless Parade of Mechanical Sex -- 16 December 2004
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2004, 06:08:30 am »
Yeah, the fact that he actually gave a thumbs-up to someone he can't see is beautiful, but the switch hits it out of the park.
The last panel makes me weep, though.
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