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[jay-ell]

Pedro ordered me under##### from Neighborhoodies for our anniversary that say "Little Mama" across the back and they are good quality panties that I look very much forward to wearing again when my butt shrinks back down to the point where it only spans one zip code.  Since the panties were a surprise I'm not sure how the service was but I know he ordered the latest book from Onstad at the same time (also a surprise anniversary gift), and the panties arrived nearly a month before our Achewood order did.  

You can ask Pedro about the details.

[arkabee]

You can ask Pedro about the details.

viva la panties?

[St_Zartan]

Those Neighborhoodies ads make me want to flay a hipster's tender white back into bloody ribbons with his own studded belt, so I am not surprised that Somebody nice is currently down ~$100 w/ zero contact. It is as though Nathan Barley got a "10,000 Free Fonts" CD-ROM from Half Price Books and unlimited access to Daddy's silkscreening shop. Maybe one day, they'll have a gallery opening: "Looking Disinterested at Something Off-Panel: 2004-2007", and the mystery of straight-up retarded shit like "FOXKILLA" will gingerly open up to us, finally, like a moist, tentative bud.

Also, we all expect scans from Pedro's super sekrit diary, with attached receipts, in re the Surprise Panties. Too much information, around here, is just getting warmed up.

[jough]

So what, we're supposed to ask Pedro for details about his wife's panties?

And you're okay with this?

[linnea]

Those Neighborhoodies ads make me want to flay a hipster's tender white back into bloody ribbons with his own studded belt, so I am not surprised that Somebody nice is currently down ~$100 w/ zero contact. It is as though Nathan Barley got a "10,000 Free Fonts" CD-ROM from Half Price Books and unlimited access to Daddy's silkscreening shop. Maybe one day, they'll have a gallery opening: "Looking Disinterested at Something Off-Panel: 2004-2007", and the mystery of straight-up retarded shit like "FOXKILLA" will gingerly open up to us, finally, like a moist, tentative bud.

Also, we all expect scans from Pedro's super sekrit diary, with attached receipts, in re the Surprise Panties. Too much information, around here, is just getting warmed up.

I second that. Dammit, I should have been smarter. What's that saying about "a fool and his money are soon parted?" Dammit.

I could not agree with you more about the girl with tragically bloated under-eye circles and the ridiculous foxkilla shirt. Thank you, zar, for telling it like it is.  

I was going to make a joke about "Pedro Surprise Panties", but that just sounds like something that came out of The Crying Game. I will now hang my head in shame.

ANYWAY...regarding my avatar, isn't the kittyloaf thing awesome? I found it and decided that it would be perfect.

[Ben-San]

The cat bread alarms me. I am disturbed by an intersection between "delicious things that come out of the oven" and "cute things that demand to be scratched between the ears", and the cat bread is clearly both.

[Golfhaus]

Lately, to amuse myself sitting here alone in the condo in between girlfriend visits, I've taken to making a high-pitched "meowmeowmeow" sound while watching the animation.

The jury's still out on whether this makes the cat-bread less creepy, or more so.

[Limmo]

The jury's still out on whether this makes the cat-bread less creepy, or more so.

Really? Seems to me like the jury's already come back in, read the verdict and gone home.

[AlohaDawg]

Lately, to amuse myself sitting here alone in the condo in between girlfriend visits, I've taken to making a high-pitched "meowmeowmeow" sound while watching the animation.

The jury's still out on whether this makes the cat-bread less creepy, or more so.

How many girlfriends you got visiting? Because scheduling is critical when your working that scene. That and adequate laundering of clothes, towels, sheets, etc....'Cause chicks, you know, they are like wolves when it comes to sensing rivals. Except it's your throat she'll rip out.

[Golfhaus]

Oh no no no, it's multiple visits from the one girlfriend. Not going anywhere near that. Even if you ignore the whole this-is-the-one-i'm-gonna-marry bit, there's no way I'd be smart enough to do that successfully. Like Chris Rock said, "an affair takes planning. You have to be precise. A man can't do that shit. Only a woman can pull that off."

[AlohaDawg]

He would be absolutely correct. It was actually facetious post, if tempered by some personal experience.

[linnea]

I just wanted to post that it's February tenth and my order is STILL not here. I sent a letter to the head indie jerk that I've been corresponding with asking for contact information for the owner and general manager. Talk about eight weeks of BULLSHIT. They sent me an email on February 3rd saying that the order had shipped via Priority Mail.  If I made a gigantic seven-week mistake on a customer's order, I would have shipped it Express Mail and given at least a partial refund. Even something like a gift certificate would have been appropriate.  Talk about rude. They're never getting another fuck*ng penny of  mine. What assholes.

[pmcd9]

I've taken to making a high-pitched "meowmeowmeow" sound while watching the animation.

Dammit, now i'm doing it.

Meow Meow Meow blink blink Meow Meow Meow....

~Paul

[AugustWest]

I've taken to making a high-pitched "meowmeowmeow" sound while watching the animation.

Dammit, now i'm doing it.

Meow Meow Meow blink blink Meow Meow Meow....

~Paul

DAMMIT!!!!

[slink]

Meow Meow Meow blink blink Meow Meow Meow....

~Paul

I read that as the burning cat in Mr Rogers toytown in Family Guy, when Stewie goes on a rampage.