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[jough]

Trapper Keepers for the business world?  Have you people never used Franklin Planners?

http://franklincovey.com/

[Bobby Isosceles]

Trapper Keepers for the business world?  Have you people never used Franklin Planners?

http://franklincovey.com/

But it's not a Trapper Keeper (TM) which, for some reason was banned from usage in most of the classes for my elementary school (something about its rings not being valid for holding enough paper; you needed a three-ring)

[St_Zartan]

Trapper Keepers for the business world?  Have you people never used Franklin Planners?

http://franklincovey.com/

They don't make your fancy-#####ed Franklin Planners with cool airbrushed pictures of F-16s on them, do they?

DENIED

[Bobby Isosceles]

Trapper Keepers for the business world?  Have you people never used Franklin Planners?

http://franklincovey.com/

They don't make your fancy-#####ed Franklin Planners with cool airbrushed pictures of F-16s on them, do they?

DENIED

RED ONE TO RED LEADER
OUR PEOPLE ARE NOW FREE

[jough]

I find my Palm Tungsten to be far more versatile than any trapper keeper I've ever owned, and I can put as many photos of F16s or Constance Zimmer or whatever.

So there.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I find my Palm Tungsten to be far more versatile than any trapper keeper I've ever owned, and I can put as many photos of F16s or Constance Zimmer or whatever.

So there.

My Sharp Zaurus is even more versatile, with a better keyboard, wireless connectivity and the power of a Linux command shell.

You had better pay me union wages because I am apparently a carpenter based on how you got HOUSED.

... okay, I am not Roast Beef

[CortJstr]

I find my Palm Tungsten to be far more versatile than any trapper keeper I've ever owned, and I can put as many photos of F16s or Constance Zimmer or whatever.

So there. :P

But does it hold folders with Garfield on them? Or rulers with TK-friendly holes in them? Pencils with erasers shaped like mecha that don't actually erase? Can you use it as a ramp for tiny cars such as one would get from a vending machine outside K-Mart?

I think not, bitch!

[Bobby Isosceles]

I find my Palm Tungsten to be far more versatile than any trapper keeper I've ever owned, and I can put as many photos of F16s or Constance Zimmer or whatever.

So there.

But does it hold folders with Garfield on them? Or rulers with TK-friendly wholes in them? Pencils with erasers shaped like mecha that don't actually erase? Can you use it as a ramp for tiny cars such as one would get from a vending machine outside K-Mart?

I think not, bitch!

somehow in our minds we have this image of Jough as a Comic Book Guy in a stuffy old man pinstripe suit (complete with matching fedora),

• being slowly marched upon by the representation of our youthful memories in the form of hundreds upon hundreds of infuriated sixth graders in British Knights, wearing snap bracelets and flannel shirts over Slayer T-shirts, with tightly cuffed stonewashed jeans, wielding Trapper Keepers and Skip-Its as shields and maces... marching slowly, eyes glazed over, like a scene from a terrible zombie movie... Jough runs screaming, but every street, every alley is filled with the marching children... soon we encroach.. suffocating him in a human tidal wave of seething consumer zeitgeist!
• I picture of course the father character from the Linda Hamilton series Beauty and the Beast which of course shows what happens when you fuck around with lion manes! Onstad are you listening to me?!

[arkabee]

Can you use it as a ramp for tiny cars such as one would get from a vending machine outside K-Mart?

AMEN!

except for the cars coming from  vending machines.  dude? Dude? DUDE!

[jough]

My Sharp Zaurus is even more versatile, with a better keyboard, wireless connectivity and the power of a Linux command shell.

Better keyboard?  I have a Bluetooth wireless full-sized keyboard that folds down to fit in my pocket.  Try typing 120wpm on that tiny built-in keyboard on the Zaurus.

And strangely enough my Palm and the Zaurus use the same processor, but my Palm has a better OS, and I can run Java MIDP on it.  It also has built-in bluetooth and an add-on SDIO 802.11b WiFi.

Add to that a transreflective screen (the best damn screen available for PDAs today) and the largest amount of on-board memory (256mb) and you can't touch it with a ten-foot Zaurus.

Plus, let's face it, "Zaurus" is a stupid-sounding name.

So change your name to Toby and pick that cotton, because you just got OWNED, bitch!

[AugustWest]

Try typing 120wpm on that tiny built-in keyboard on the Zaurus.

If you can really type 120wpm then you are teh studley.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Try typing 120wpm on that tiny built-in keyboard on the Zaurus.

If you can really type 120wpm then you are teh studley.

I think I can do something like 90wpm on the zaurus. And until you can run ssh and nethack on a palm while warwalking U R TEH LAME!#$

[Bobby Isosceles]

Plus, let's face it, "Zaurus" is a stupid-sounding name.

I have a Zaurus.
I have an iPod.

I am trying to find a way to mount the iPod as a hard drive under the Zaurus. The resultant wearable computer would be the ZaurOPod.

[CortJstr]

Let's all put our nerd peckers away, thanks.

Wouldn't that cause the entire forum to close down?

[Nabubrush]

Better keyboard?  I have a Bluetooth wireless full-sized keyboard that folds down to fit in my pocket.  Try typing 120wpm on that tiny built-in keyboard on the Zaurus.

And strangely enough my Palm and the Zaurus use the same processor, but my Palm has a better OS, and I can run Java MIDP on it.  It also has built-in bluetooth and an add-on SDIO 802.11b WiFi.

Add to that a transreflective screen (the best damn screen available for PDAs today) and the largest amount of on-board memory (256mb) and you can't touch it with a ten-foot Zaurus.

 :cry: