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Author Topic: Achewood Police Blotter + Treat, 1/4/2005  (Read 3176 times)

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Chris Onstad

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Achewood Police Blotter + Treat, 1/4/2005
« on: January 04, 2005, 10:05:37 am »


This is the thread for the new Police Blotter installment. Notice how we articulate several ideas without the crutch of cartoon language.
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2005, 12:48:19 pm »

Oh hell yeah!!!

Beef is Crazy.  Crazy for feeling so lonely.

Tee-totally awesome.

~Paul
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2005, 01:17:01 pm »

i thank the lord that the super furry animals were rocking my itunes as i loaded this page.
beef needs medication for his sleep deprivation. it's perfect.

EDIT oh god the tempo even matches.
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2005, 02:08:34 pm »

PAUL!!!!!!!

Achewood City in 1932 was a very scary place.  I'm not sure I could stand to know more.  

And I am becoming a scary person, the sort who is compelled to Google around wondering why it might have been a Gravenstein apple sack in particular.  I see that it was the most important apple crop in Sonoma County in the early part of the 20th century.  Man, I really need to find a job.
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2005, 02:38:30 pm »

Chris is starting threads now, too?  Have you changed your meds recently or something?  Dang!

Loved the police blotter.  I got a distinct Edward Gorey vibe from it.  Any connection?
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2005, 02:39:07 pm »

Also, Hey Paul!
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Re: Achewood Police Blotter + Treat, 1/4/2005
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2005, 03:13:54 pm »

Quote from: "Chris Onstad"

This is the thread for the new Police Blotter installment. Notice how we articulate several ideas without the crutch of cartoon language.


Non-sequitur: have you recently had a child? Or are expecting? Judging from your user icon, I'd imagine you're in for a treat either way.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2005, 03:18:02 pm »

The tiny accessories left at various crimescenes indicate that the Underground might interact with the town in some very disturbing ways.

Also, that's Roast Beef playing a guitar...not a sonogram of Onstad's child.
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2005, 03:18:35 pm »

Quote from: "Emergent_C"
The tiny accessories left at various crimescenes indicate that the Underground might interact with the town in some very disturbing ways.

Also, that's Roast Beef playing a guitar...not a sonogram of Onstad's child.


I meant "Got meconium?"
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2005, 03:24:28 pm »

Quote from: "Emergent_C"

Also, that's Roast Beef playing a guitar...not a sonogram of Onstad's child.


Can we be so sure?
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Re: Achewood Police Blotter + Treat, 1/4/2005
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2005, 05:04:01 pm »

Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Non-sequitur: have you recently had a child? Or are expecting? Judging from your user icon, I'd imagine you're in for a treat either way.


A Tense Week revealed this information, as I recall.

Additionally, I personally felt Llewellyn Ash was a direct homage to the panic of impending fatherhood.

I also enjoy cartoon cats.
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Achewood Police Blotter + Treat, 1/4/2005
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2005, 05:32:08 pm »

That blotter read like bits from a horror novel. I never really thought about what the effects would be of having an underground, with the human population not knowing why mysterious things were occuring. My favorite was the first East Achewood entry - that was just plenty disturbing.

Edited because words deserve all their letters. What did they ever do to me?
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2005, 06:27:37 pm »

It's like Lovecraft, but instead of hideous creatures from the deep, the town is infested with malevolent drunken teddy bears.
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Achewood Police Blotter + Treat, 1/4/2005
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2005, 07:01:49 pm »

I'm really disturbed by the boar skin, its boots, and the wallet containing a picture of a lady-boar. Something horrible has happened there, but what it is I can only speculate.
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2005, 07:03:46 pm »

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That blotter read like bits from a horror novel. I never really thought about what the effects would be of having an underground, with the human population not knowing why mysterious things were occuring. My favorite was the first East Achewood entry - that was just plenty disturbing.


The blotter is pretty disturbing in parts.  My favorite, though, is the bit about the "pole" toppling his neighbor's house.
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