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« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2005, 08:58:00 pm »
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Homemade hobnailed Doc's!

awesome


The guys from Minor Threat, back when they were teens, nailed tacks into the bottom of their boots, so they would make bad-ass clicking sounds whilst walking. However, since the tacks were the smooth-headed type, they lost traction, to the point where Ian McKaye was once in a building with a marble floor, went up to a door, pushed it and, instead of moving the door, merely scooted himself back a foot. He eventually had to ask someone for help.

Ian McKaye, all teenaged in punk gear, asking someone to open a door for him....it is the Saddest Thing.
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« Reply #61 on: January 06, 2005, 09:37:12 pm »
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The only problem is everything I have in this situation is so hackneyed, if I posted it I'd have to disappear for six months again.


NOOOOOOO!  Stop!  I'm sorry I brought it up!
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« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2005, 09:39:36 pm »
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Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
The only problem is everything I have in this situation is so hackneyed, if I posted it I'd have to disappear for six months again.


NOOOOOOO!  Stop!  I'm sorry I brought it up!


I may be emotional right now due to other things, but that's about the sweetest thing someone other than my wife has said to me in quite some time.

The other things include lack of genitals.
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« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2005, 10:41:48 pm »
Every time I lurk on this message board the words "Master's dissertation in Sociology" run through my head.
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« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2005, 10:46:20 pm »
I hate to think about how many times something someone has said to me on this board has been the highlight of my whole week.  I am glad to have returned the favor to someone.

And I am glad that your wife sticks by you sweetly despite your genitalless condition.
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« Reply #65 on: January 06, 2005, 10:51:37 pm »
It was aomeone, which is awfully close to anemone, but I appreciate the sentiment.
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« Reply #66 on: January 07, 2005, 12:02:44 am »
Always Give Very Little Personal Information To Your Reading Public

So That They Can

Hell Of Asperse You  :o

Like a Rorschach Test

of they selves :shock:
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« Reply #67 on: January 07, 2005, 12:16:12 am »
Most people like gruel.
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« Reply #68 on: January 07, 2005, 12:43:10 am »
Quote from: "Chris Onstad"
Always Give Very Little Personal Information To Your Reading Public

So That They Can

Hell Of Asperse You  :o

Like a Rorschach Test

of they selves :shock:


Burma shave.

Chris Onstad, your staid Norwegian name gives you credibility on the subjects of mead, pillaging the Baltic and welfare economies.
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« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2005, 01:10:05 am »
Quote from: "Chris Onstad"
Always Give Very Little Personal Information To Your Reading Public

So That They Can

Hell Of Asperse You  :o

Like a Rorschach Test

of they selves :shock:


That is hell of engimatic.  Goodness.

edit -- If the Webcomic thing doesn't work out, I think you could have a promising future in the fortune cookie business.
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« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2005, 04:38:05 am »
Don't ignore his obvious capacity for lefse, Bobby. Lefse for all!
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« Reply #71 on: January 07, 2005, 04:04:13 pm »
I would just like to state for the record that I have no desire to sprinkle holy water on Chris Onstad.
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« Reply #72 on: January 07, 2005, 10:10:58 pm »
That man is just too crafty for me.
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« Reply #73 on: January 08, 2005, 12:45:19 am »
Fuck you.
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