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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2005, 11:06:44 pm »
My first thought, seeing as how the only mouth-related prop is the martini glass, is that we are seeing him sip his martini, and Onstad forgot to draw the stem and base of the glass.

But I figure that would have been corrected by now if it was, in fact, the case. So your guess is as good as mine.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2005, 12:16:21 am »
I thought he was grabbing his tongue there.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2005, 12:42:17 am »
I can't believe no-one has mentioned this:


SHAMEEEEE.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2005, 01:17:23 am »
EVIL!

Manservant Hecubus must be in the box with him.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2005, 01:48:06 am »
I have been avoiding commenting on this one -- any salient thought I would have about it seems to basically be covered already -- but the introduction of this new object just makes me picture a child-edification game involving horrible, horrible oven fries. I picture it in elementary-school-counselor roleplaying style:

"Now, Johnny, look at this oven fry. Isn't it basically just like a hot slug? Don't you want to just throw it out? You wouldn't want to do something like this to your friends when they come to your parties, would you? Let's learn how to make sure oven fries like this never happen again."
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2005, 01:58:03 am »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
"Now, Johnny, look at this oven fry. Isn't it basically just like a hot slug? Don't you want to just throw it out? You wouldn't want to do something like this to your friends when they come to your parties, would you? Let's learn how to make sure oven fries like this never happen again."


oh my GOD, imagine Lithgow saying that in a faux-coddling, overbearing father-figure tone and it just gets too creepy for words.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2005, 01:58:40 am »
Quote from: "jough"
I thought he was grabbing his tongue there.


I thought it was an oyster on the half-shell.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2005, 06:30:57 am »
Where did it come from, though? There are no oysters in any other frame.

I thought he was holding his tongue because he just told a LIE.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2005, 02:50:21 pm »
I thought he was picking his teeth with his martini-olive toothpick.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2005, 03:43:44 pm »
Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
I thought he was picking his teeth with his martini-olive toothpick.


Likewise.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2005, 09:51:29 pm »
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I thought he was picking his teeth with his martini-olive toothpick.


Likewise.


But the martini olive toothpick never moved from his Ketel One up.

Oh jeez. This is getting pedantic. Onstad had mentioned that the art was always secondary to the scripts that he was producing. However, I would like to know just wtf Ray is putting in his mouth in that panel.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2005, 09:53:34 pm »
Quote from: "linnea"
Oh jeez. This is getting pedantic. Onstad had mentioned that the art was always secondary to the scripts that he was producing. However, I would like to know just wtf Ray is putting in his mouth in that panel.

Your mom! That's what he's putting in his mouth! Ha!
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2005, 11:30:40 pm »
Maybe he took the toothpick out, and then put it back in the glass. Not hygenic enough for you? He's a cat; he licks his own ass.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2005, 12:22:10 am »
I zoomed in on it (firefox plugin) and it did look like a tongue being stretched. But I don't know.
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1/10/2005 - Mrs. John Lithgow
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2005, 12:33:30 am »
Well, Chris is probably pretty busy clicking the "Print..." button in Illustrator today so I doubt we'll get a definitive answer.
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