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[wombat]

the 30 or 60 days out of the year during which my job performance must be perfect.

Um, sounds like a cushy deal.  What do you do?

[miles]

I write commercials, so forming intelligent sentences is a must.

Winner 2005 Award for Comment Most Deserving of a Snarky Reply from Jough.

I was going to come up with one, but I'll leave it for Jough.

[miles]

Yeah, I've read a lot of trip-reports about salvia and it sounds like it's pretty terrifying if you actually break through (as we say).  I'm whatever the hallucinogen equivalent of a cheap drunk is though, so I probably wouldn't try it.  Mushrooms are more than (sometimes way, way more than) adequate for my universe-leaving needs.

Oh, and vaporizers are pretty ok.  They make a lot of outrageous claims about how much better the high is than other methods, but it's really mostly just that you can hold it in your lungs longer since it's not hot.  So if you've already developed Lungs of Steel, it's not entirely worth the hundred or so dollars they cost (here).

Although marijuana, I guess, is considered a mild hallcinogen, I've never really considered myself a fan of tripping.  It takes quite a bit of pot to get that kind of effect.  Only did LSD once.

That said, Yo La Tengo is playing in three hours, and I could really use a certain mild hallucinogen tonight.  Oh well.

As for vaporizers, I'd heard that it reduces the chance of lung cancer?  That true?  From what studies I've read most recently, that's the greatest threat that weed poses.  Brain damage wise, it mainly causes short term memory loss, and some studies suggest that it doesn't cause anything remotely like the long term brain damage achohol causes.

I love how Teodor is reaching for the bong in the second panel.  Beer in one hand, bong in the other.

[Skillator]

I edited that many times to minimize the arrogance of the sentence.
I guess I failed.
What I mean is that I need to be coherent. My copy is bad enough as is. The last thing I need is a guy talking to leprechauns in my ad that's trying to sell shoes.

[AlohaDawg]

Okay wow that sounds like something i need to buy. Having no hang-over from it sounds like exactly what I'm looking for. Thanks for the link. I'm going to keep doing research on this... can't exactly trust everything the internet gives you but this sounds pretty wicked awesome.

I'm from BC so we get a lot of BC bud. The best bud around. But because I have a career, the hang-over pot gives is a big turn-off. I need to be on-top of my game everyday. This Salvia sounds like a very positive way of going about it and since it's legal I can decorate my apartment with the plant. Hopefully I can get my hands on one.

Try here

[CortJstr]

The last thing I need is a guy talking to leprechauns in my ad that's trying to sell shoes.

I suddenly need new shoes. Would the shoes this leprechaun is selling happen to come in 10.5EEEE?

[Mantonio]

Yes, there are highs, and then there are HIGHS.  

Ray's experience has only been mine after, say, many consecutive weeks of copious amounts of marijuana.  At that point the brain immediately recognizes the beauty of THC and suddenly past highs are linked together into one glorious string of crazy secret jokes.  

The only time I've been Ray Smuckles high was after eating marijuanna brownies or electric toast. Last time I got high off of smoking all that happened was that I re-fell in love with a girl I went to high school with.

[CortJstr]

electric toast

This managed to stump Urban Dictionary. Good work.

[V-Adore]

Okay, what is "electric toast?"

Also, 10.5EEEE? I have this image of feet that are basically squares.

[Bozack]

I know some people who have been okay with salvia; and I'm probably going to get a vape soon, as I just found a new pot dealer that is also my college RA. I'd love to try mushrooms, and I've heard some really interesting things about DMT (apparently, 60% of people who are on DMT have similar hallucinations). Any thoughts?

[drew]

I've heard some really interesting things about DMT (apparently, 60% of people who are on DMT have similar hallucinations). Any thoughts?

When you see the giant, metallic grasshopper space aliens that tell you your soul is vile and must be revoked in order to be clensed in the glactic, spirtiual bone-fire to remove the impurities of your earthly existance...try not to pee yourself. Waking up two hours later with crusty jeans smelling fouly of urine is...unpleasant, to say the least.

[Formica]

and I'm probably going to get a vape soon

Kindest Bozack,

What variety of Vaporizer are you considering?

I myself am the owner of a Vapor Doc, which is similar to the Vapor Brothers, two piece style. It makes the "bowl" style vaporizers look stupid in comparison, though I don't have a point of reference with regard to the newer, all-in-one space age vaporizers.

[AugustWest]

Anybody else think that Chris found a 4 year old roach in an paperback copy of On the Road?

[V-Adore]

To take this sort of off-topic and sort of back on: tonight I, after engaging in a large amount of ice cream with dear friends, have had a very Ray-esque experience. We even, God forbid, went to the supermarket and bought totally weird food because it seemed wonderful at the time. ("I should buy pomegranate-mango juice! That sounds like a super idea.")

Also, we're going to go watch bad porn and drink heavily now. I should probably be ashamed, but I ain't.

[Mantonio]

Okay, what is "electric toast?"

Electric toast is what happens when you make regular toast, but the butter you spread upon it is infused with weed.

[EDIT] Also, it would appear I owned the Urban Dictionary.