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Pedro Picasso

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« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2005, 09:51:43 pm »
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She still doesn't tell me when she's going to pee.


This is a bit more of a problem with a boy.  Especially one as talented as mine.  Pee for this kid isn't so much about timing as it is distance
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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2005, 12:55:00 am »
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This is a bit more of a problem with a boy.  Especially one as talented as mine.  Pee for this kid isn't so much about timing as it is distance


Hey, man, be proud. That kid is gonna be TOPS in impressing other guys in the bathroom in middle school. All back against the wall, 6 foot stream of urine arcing gracefully into a urinal bowl.
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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2005, 12:58:17 am »
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This is a bit more of a problem with a boy.  Especially one as talented as mine.  Pee for this kid isn't so much about timing as it is distance

Hey, man, be proud. That kid is gonna be TOPS in impressing other guys in the bathroom in middle school. All back against the wall, 6 foot stream of urine arcing gracefully into a urinal bowl.

You and I went to very different middle schools.
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« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2005, 03:32:55 pm »
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This is a bit more of a problem with a boy.  Especially one as talented as mine.  Pee for this kid isn't so much about timing as it is distance

Hey, man, be proud. That kid is gonna be TOPS in impressing other guys in the bathroom in middle school. All back against the wall, 6 foot stream of urine arcing gracefully into a urinal bowl.

You and I went to very different middle schools.


And yet, the Boze could pee into a urinal in your middle school from his middle school.  aMAZing!
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« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2005, 02:39:45 pm »
First off, JL and Pedro those pictures of Pearce are beautiful, I actually felt a little misty looking at that one of Pedro gazing down at the boy...

Va, I have to say the Natural Infant Hygeine idea sounds really interesting.  It's something I've never once heard of.  Is it really uncommon?  Have you known other parents who've tried it successfully?  If it works, I think it's practically a revolutionary idea.  Honestly though, I imagine the getting peed/pooped on ratio is far higher for parents who try this out, but then I have a pretty low gross out factor especially when it comes to body functions - which is something one would basically have to get over right away with a baby!
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« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2005, 11:01:00 pm »
Actually, Natural Infant Hygeine is the norm in most of the world--diapering is a relatively recent invention, mostly used only in Western societies.
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