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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2005, 07:48:07 pm »
Strip was funny for crazy Beef antics, but...

Hating Paris Hilton is kind of weak and boring.  And it probaby only generates attention for her, which is bad for her haters because she feeds off attention like I feed off of stout, pizza, and Cadbury's chocolate eggs.  She'll just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2005, 08:18:02 pm »
Why would anyone hate Paris Hilton?

She is hot and likes to chug the cock.  We must cultivate this kind of celebrity, and hope that her slut-falutin' lifestyle is influential for young girls.

Plus, you can call her friends and complain about her:

http://hacking.to/parishilton/book.html

You know, just in case you ever wanted to call Pauly Shore or Vin Diesel.
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« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2005, 08:23:11 pm »
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You know, just in case you ever wanted to call Pauly Shore or Vin Diesel.


Did you read my earlier post or did you pick those at random? Because if you picked them at random, that's pretty freaky.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2005, 09:06:58 pm »
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You know, just in case you ever wanted to call Pauly Shore or Vin Diesel.


Did you read my earlier post or did you pick those at random? Because if you picked them at random, that's pretty freaky.


No one else on that list is worthy of calling, and they're in alphabetical order, so it's not that farfetched.

PS: except maybe Ashley Olsen
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2005, 09:07:13 pm »
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Why would anyone hate Paris Hilton?

She is hot and likes to chug the cock.  We must cultivate this kind of celebrity, and hope that her slut-falutin' lifestyle is influential for young girls.

Plus, you can call her friends and complain about her:

http://hacking.to/parishilton/book.html

You know, just in case you ever wanted to call Pauly Shore or Vin Diesel.

I thought Pauly Shore was dead.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2005, 09:21:22 pm »
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She is hot


Really? I kind of thought she was exactly what qualified as a SKANK.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2005, 09:52:26 pm »
Paris Hilton is frighteningly unattractive.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2005, 10:03:00 pm »
I too also have a man crush for Michael Ian Black. I never hearde that quote but it is great.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2005, 10:27:43 pm »
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You know, just in case you ever wanted to call Pauly Shore or Vin Diesel.


Did you read my earlier post or did you pick those at random? Because if you picked them at random, that's pretty freaky.


No one else on that list is worthy of calling, and they're in alphabetical order, so it's not that farfetched.

PS: except maybe Ashley Olsen


Southwest Airlines is on the list.  1)  Why would she fly Southwest?  2)  While worth calling for inexpensive airfare, Lil Jon would be a more fun phone call.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2005, 11:48:48 pm »
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You know, just in case you ever wanted to call Pauly Shore or Vin Diesel.


Did you read my earlier post or did you pick those at random? Because if you picked them at random, that's pretty freaky.


No one else on that list is worthy of calling, and they're in alphabetical order, so it's not that farfetched.

PS: except maybe Ashley Olsen


LIL JON
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2005, 01:55:46 am »
It is times like this that make me glad that I live in a city that is mostly shut up in a bubble of its own cultural self-importance so I don't have to think about things like Paris Hilton except when I walk past those porn stores on my way home from school.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2005, 01:57:39 am »
Until about a week ago I thought Lil Jon was just a character Dave Chappelle had made up.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2005, 03:32:53 am »
who could blame you?  it's certainly more feasible than the objective existence of lil john.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2005, 05:03:02 am »
Wow, I just picked those two out of the list when I was reading through it before I posted - but really, those two are the most ridiculous people to call out of the blue from that list.

EDIT:

Okay, so I called Vin Diesel and got his voicemail, which is HILARIOUS as he tries far too hard to sound cool "Hey, yo, this is Vin but I'm busy right now so you know what to do and I'll call you LATAH!"

Dear lord...

I wonder how many of these people will have to change their numbers because of this.
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2/21/05 Who Hates Paris Hilton the Most?
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2005, 05:25:50 am »
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I wonder how many of these people will have to change their numbers because of this.


I'm surprised how many haven't already.
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